The OC Candidates Thread

[Gi0logy]

This was discussed on page 210. Please keep up.

I’m doing my best man. Quit my job this week just so I can keep up with this thread.

 

[Noahcane]

Since Candles offense uses a running QB, how soon does TVD hit the portal, if he is hired?

 

[Virginia_Cane]

Bring on Coley as TE coach. Move Field back to recruiting.
Mullen or Candle as OC
Beard as WR coach

 

[Empirical Cane]

John Ruiz is a smart man…. You know he’s just stirring crap up

Ruiz in his office this morning

 

[TheOriginalCane]

I will get a BJ today
I will get a BJ today

Careful, you need to be more specific before NYSOM slides into your DMs.

 

[Empirical Cane]

The amount of mental gymnastics going on in this thread is impressive.

 

[TheOriginalCane]

More exactly he knew he wasn’t going to be offered the OC position

True. Combo of this and the girlfriend in NC.

 

[TheOriginalCane]

Mopers squad at full strength on this fine winter morning*.

*afternoon from where I am

Mopers are like ****roaches, even nuclear fallout won't eradicate them.

 

[Odysseus]

Former Steeler Antonio Brown blames James Harrison for giving him CTE

Antonio Brown is at it again.

steelerswire.usatoday.com

 

[TheOriginalCane]

Well...I'll be damned...

 

[passitback]

Sick and tired of reading about retread after retread after retread anytime a coaching vacancy arises.

Coach Cooley, Coach Kulo, etc. It's annoying.

Cooley is the new Greentree flavor of the year. Always in the mix and never accomplished jack chitttt as a coach.

Sadly, I wouldn't be surprised if Cooley is back en casa sipping cafecitos and shouting adelante con Mariano y la pandilla. SMFH.

 

[TheOriginalCane]

Yeah Maybe or maybe the guys his wife hates it up here or maybe he hates his athletic director or maybe it’s more money

Who knows, just weird

Or maybe all of the above?

 

[ddann]

I’m doing my best man. Quit my job this week just so I can keep up with this thread.

This thread IS your job now.

 

[Ispyin]

Leave handicap and mental health issues out of it please.

Yes it’s ******* enough already. It’s 2023 and this isn’t a woke thing when you have people on this board with children struggling everyday with real issues

 

[Ispyin]

It would be very beneficial for mullen if he as any aspirations to be a HC again. Have to be able to recruit. He could learn a thing or two from Mario on that front - a truly symbiotic relationship.

Or parasitic. Lost one’s season 2

 

[TheOriginalCane]

So what’s the consensus on Candle as a candidate? I thought he was pretty universally respected as a legit offensive mind - am I wrong?

I said before, some would not be "as happy" once they let statistics dictate the conversation.

 

[TheOriginalCane]

 

[TRick72]

So is it candle or frost

 

[TheOriginalCane]

So is it candle or frost

 

[MizCane]

This search wouldn’t take this long if it were someone like Coley who nobody is looking to hire as an OC. If Mario wanted him it would be done.