The OC Candidates Thread

[JennStrawley’sBabyDaddy]

I'm just waiting for white people to complain that being called crackers is offensive.

Are you an idiot on purpose or by accident?

 

[Brickell]

No doubt Saban’s established systems and rep can make even a mediocre coach look good.

Except for Bill O'Brien - Bama fans were ecstatic the Patriots hired him away.

 

[hurricaneman]

Doesn't Candle run a spread? Even though I know they run the ball a lot it seems pretty different from Gattis. I remember when we played them they threw the ball all over the field.

 

[Bender]

Except for Bill O'Brien - Bama fans were ecstatic the Patriots hired him away.

Except Bill O'Brien is not average, he's pretty good and Alabama fans are morons.

 

[canes_aaron]

Where is the Candle smoke coming from. Didnt he already turn us down last year and sign a contract extension recently? Why would he now be taking the OC job here?

 

[Squid Bumciorek]

Mormons and Scientologists

Any other religions you hate

German guy hating particular religions? Nothing to worry about there

 

[MumbleRap]

Toledo offense looked good against us in 2017. Logan Woodside threw for 350+ and 3 TDs. They were up 16-10 at half and then we pulled away 52-30.

Stated this earlier, this was also vs the best defense Miami has had in what? 15 years.

Toledo’s offense scored more points vs Canes than Jimbo, Fedora, Dino, Brian Kelly, Fuentes & four other P5 teams. That was the game in which I first became intrigued with Candle.

 

[kccanefan]

Except Bill O'Brien is not average, he's pretty good and Alabama fans are morons.

I agree. Wasn't sure why Bama fans were wanting him to leave. While his offense wasn't as flashy and prolific as Kiffin and Sark they still put up great numbers. Their fans are a little spoiled as well.

 

[crossover22[]_[]]

Wth is happening g here? I went back 5 pages and came away more confused than I started

Frost and candle are coing to be co offensive coordinators.

 

[AlphaMarshan]

I agree. Wasn't sure why Bama fans were wanting him to leave. While his offense wasn't as flashy and prolific as Kiffin and Sark they still put up great numbers. Their fans are a little spoiled as well.

A little spoiled?!

 

[Bender]

I agree. Wasn't sure why Bama fans were wanting him to leave. While his offense wasn't as flashy and prolific as Kiffin and Sark they still put up great numbers. Their fans are a little spoiled as well.

It wasn't even his offense.

 

[canadianhurricane]

Ludwig is a Mormon, fwiw.

Great info. This should’ve been brought up earlier. Makes leaving Utah less likely. Not impossible, but less likely.

Mormons don't like miami?

 

[WaterburyCane]

I love knock knock jokes.

Transfer Portal watch

www.canesinsight.com

In my defense of that comment:

Transfer Portal watch

We need 10 minimum. We have 4 currently. It's January 3. Last year, at this same time, we had ONE. Out of the ELEVEN we would enroll. Oh, and our 11-person transfer class was the 12th-highest rated in the country. Our current 4-person transfer class is the 18th-highest rated at this time...

www.canesinsight.com

But even the great ones like Eddie Murphy and Richard Pryor bomb a joke every now and again. Friends?

 

[T$$$]

Any of the 'rasslin fans get serious Vince Russo vibes when they read all the "bro" and "bro-ffense" stuff?

Just me?


I'll see myself out

 

[Bender]

Mormons don't like miami?

Its a culture shock.

 

[Baba Yaga]

 

[canesfan54]

 

[IndayArtHauz]

Mormons don't like miami?

Yep, that’s exactly what I said.

 

[hiphopanimal]

Why did Football Scoops just retweet an article suggesting Doug Nussmeier is a candidate???

 

[RVACane]

Nussmeier can’t recruit for ****.