Official The OC Candidates Thread 2.0

[TRick72]

Wearing my tin foil hat, what if Mario uses Candle as a distraction every time he needs an OC

Candle gets leverage with Toledo
Mario gets to navigate discreetly with other candidates

They then meet up for rum n cokes and laugh the night away doing cocaine

If that’s how it ends I volunteer to be his permanent decoy

 

[Tad Footeball]

This saga has been going on for seemingly so long that I thought I saw Kenny Dorsey on the Metrorail yesterday en route to campus. I'm obviously going a little nuts but the dude was a pretty good doppelganger and I can actually see Dorsey riding public transportation. Wanted to take a pic to amuse you jerks but a guy from Lebatard's show was sitting directly in front of him and I didn't want him to think I was taking it of him.

 

[Ibis4]

According to Wiki, he’s our coach lol

 

[hoops156]

The good thing about this is any name thrown out by the media ppl has been completely wrong so I’m going to hope this is the case again

Feldman isn’t one of those. He’s close w Mario.

 

[2xbamm]

Spat out my water lol

That avatar makes me choke with laughter every time I see it.

 

[Tad Footeball]

According to Wiki, he’s our coach lol

According to Wiki, I have a 13 inch dong and have never left a woman unsatisfied. It's obviously a haven for blatant falsehoods.

 

[JimmyJohnsonsHair]

According to Wiki, he’s our coach lol

Well Wiki said Frost was our OC too so I wouldn’t take it to the bank.

 

[Canes2082]

According to Wiki, I have a 13 inch dong and have never left a woman unsatisfied. It's obviously a haven for blatant falsehoods.

You too? I thought I was the only one lol

 

[Memnon]

I don’t know what I’d think about Streeter.

On one hand he was fired after one season.

But in that season Clemson jumped from the 79th ranked offense the previous season to the 44th. So a pretty good offensive improvement.

There’s just so many better options out there though. That would be the disappointing part.

Streeter is a mixed bag...

Clemson had games in the season where their Offense looked phenomenal, like against Wake Forest, NC ST & FSU.
But also had absolute clunkers against Notre Dame & South Carolina.

Ultimately I think the decision to stick with DJ Ukulele is what did their Offense in on the season.

If they had switched to Cade Klubnik much faster, they likely would’ve made the playoffs.

His Offenses were actually pretty solid at Richmond under Danny Rocco, but there’s so many better options out there that hiring him would be pretty disappointing IMO, mainly because he’s not ANYBODY’s top choice. That’s a 25th hour middle of the list hire & for what we’re allegedly supposed to be able to pay for an OC, Streeter just doesn’t cut it as an invigorating move.

As a QB’s Coach he’d be great though lol

 

[Canez1]

Not what he meant ND is a huge brand across the Midwest Marcus freeman is also from Ohio.

It was sarcasm fam.

 

[ZeroBeachCane3]

Streeter is a mixed bag...

Clemson had games in the season where their Offense looked phenomenal, like against Wake Forest, NC ST & FSU.
But also had absolute clunkers against Notre Dame & South Carolina.

Ultimately I think the decision to stick with DJ Ukulele is what did their Offense in on the season.

If they had switched to Cade Klubnik much faster, they likely would’ve made the playoffs.

His Offenses were actually pretty solid at Richmond under Danny Rocco, but there’s so many better options out there that hiring him would be pretty disappointing IMO, mainly because he’s not ANYBODY’s top choice. That’s a 25th hour middle of the list hire & for what we’re allegedly supposed to be able to pay for an OC, Streeter just doesn’t cut it as an invigorating move.

As a QB’s Coach he’d be great though lol

 

[Felonious Monk]

According to Wiki, I have a 13 inch dong and have never left a woman unsatisfied. It's obviously a haven for blatant falsehoods.

Really? Then explain the DMs you send me.

 

[Calinative]

Apparently Brian Johnson is interviewing at Notre Dame?

 

[canadacanes]

According to Wiki, he’s our coach lol

Wikipedia has three different coaches listed as the oc for Miami.

 

[Cane6]

Apparently Brian Johnson is interviewing at Notre Dame?

The news source, Football Scoop or Source, you gotta take with a grain of salt

 

[htownkidd]

Apparently Brian Johnson is interviewing at Notre Dame?

Haven't seen it from anyone verified/reliable, but yes that's the rumor floating around.

 

[TRick72]

Streeter is a mixed bag...

Clemson had games in the season where their Offense looked phenomenal, like against Wake Forest, NC ST & FSU.
But also had absolute clunkers against Notre Dame & South Carolina.

Ultimately I think the decision to stick with DJ Ukulele is what did their Offense in on the season.

If they had switched to Cade Klubnik much faster, they likely would’ve made the playoffs.

His Offenses were actually pretty solid at Richmond under Danny Rocco, but there’s so many better options out there that hiring him would be pretty disappointing IMO, mainly because he’s not ANYBODY’s top choice. That’s a 25th hour middle of the list hire & for what we’re allegedly supposed to be able to pay for an OC, Streeter just doesn’t cut it as an invigorating move.

As a QB’s Coach he’d be great though lol

Only way Streeter is a home run is as a WB coach for Littrell as OC

 

[AbsoluteUnit]

Only way Streeter is a home run is as a WB coach for Littrell as OC

Took the words right out of my mouth... not sure how realistic that is but might be a great combo if they see eye-to-eye

 

[clarkyboy_21]

Mario is so secretive, I wouldn't be shocked if I'm the hire and never told about it.

 

[Noahcane]

Took the words right out of my mouth... not sure how realistic that is but might be a great combo if they see eye-to-eye

I would cry tears of joy and overwhelming.