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Because there isn't **** else happening info wise, I'm going to jump on the name schtick. Except I'm going to put a military spin on it with rank and last name. I'm sure some of the other military guys have some funny instances too.
We had this private whose last name was Sergeant. So, you know his platoon sergeant and first sergeant would just yell, "Sergeant get your *** over here" or "What the **** are you doing Sergeant" to the whole unit or in the general area. You'd have every Sergeant, Staff sergeant and Sergeant First Class looking around wondering if he's talking to them or the private. Privates try to keep as low a profile as possible and he became the most famous private because the NCOs could **** with each other and him. ****, he was always looking around when another Soldier would start addressing his/her Sergeant in a conversation. "Sergeant, you wanted to talk to me?" and this kid would look around and be like, ****. It sucked for him.
I also ran into an officer whose name was Dorko. Sucks on the surface but his rank really sold it; he was a Major. He had to go through 10ish years of his career answering to Major Dorko.
We had this private whose last name was Sergeant. So, you know his platoon sergeant and first sergeant would just yell, "Sergeant get your *** over here" or "What the **** are you doing Sergeant" to the whole unit or in the general area. You'd have every Sergeant, Staff sergeant and Sergeant First Class looking around wondering if he's talking to them or the private. Privates try to keep as low a profile as possible and he became the most famous private because the NCOs could **** with each other and him. ****, he was always looking around when another Soldier would start addressing his/her Sergeant in a conversation. "Sergeant, you wanted to talk to me?" and this kid would look around and be like, ****. It sucked for him.
I also ran into an officer whose name was Dorko. Sucks on the surface but his rank really sold it; he was a Major. He had to go through 10ish years of his career answering to Major Dorko.