Official The OC Candidates Thread 2.0

[TRick72]

I don’t remember you ever liking Yost.

 

[WndyCityCane]

Ridiculous. Time to move the spring game back! How long till we have to cancel games?!

 

[Canestomp]

Longest-assed OC search in my life. Still black smoke coming out of the Hecht. Someone post that papal white smoke gif when an OC is hired.

 

[OriginalCanesCanesCanes]

I never want to hear his name again.

I want Frenk to ban all candle usage on campus (good for public safety).

I want the College of Engineering to switch to the hefnerkerze as the official unit for measuring lumious intensity.

Is coach Lumens to your liking?

 

[TRick72]

Is coach Lumens to your liking?

 

[PIPO]

A bad one, though. I mean, at this point, I'd gladly take an RBI double.

Are you applying to be deputy to @JamesQuall for bad joke hunting on the board?

So you are saying that it was a stinker of a joke by @JHallCanes??

@WaterburyCane - Need a ruling here along with James. I laughed at a bad joke, I guess.

 

[TheOriginalCane]

This was CaneDynasty’s guy. Doesn’t like to punt. Great back story. After our OL haul I would think we would be a great destination for a lot of OC’s. Not to mention the tax advantage. That’s real $$$ at this level.

Go Canes!

The tax advantage? You realize, he already works in Florida, right? ****, he already works in Dade County.

 

[PIPO]

I've been saying Yost wayyyy before CaneDynasty did. @RVACane will attest

That would be a terrible hire, IMO!

Please, take it easy on me when you bash me.

 

[CAT5Coming]

Who says no?

 

[PBJFanatic]

Update: Mario has finished studying the DNA sequence of each of the finalists. Next comes nose, ears, prostate and a quick tap on the knees and elbows.

 

[JHallCanes]

Are you applying to be deputy to @JamesQuall for bad joke hunting on the board?

So you are saying that it was a stinker of a joke by @JHallCanes??

@WaterburyCane - Need a ruling here along with James. I laughed at a bad joke, I guess.

 

[TRick72]

Update: Mario has finished studying the DNA sequence of each of the finalists. Next comes nose, ears, prostate and a quick tap on the knees and elbows.

The prostate one is the most thorough

 

[Category69]

That would be a terrible hire, IMO!

Please, take it easy on me when you bash me.

PIPO prepare yourself:

We have weird mustache guy why not add weird hair guy.

 

[Josh]

I wouldn’t be happy with Coen, but he is 5x better than Nussmeier, lol.

5 x 0 is still 0

 

[Josh]

Nah Liam Cohen is legit, I'd be thrilled with that hire.

You’d be mistaken then

 

[TheOriginalCane]

Except for the allegations of CP, it’s a great idea.

Chubby ****?

 

[L A M P]

I unashamedly love that movie.

It is my guilty pleasure go-to. My wife judges me for it. Don't even care.

 

[PIPO]

Yep!!

@Ajcane8 said your joke about Candle being a bloop double of a hire was a bad joke.

I disagree.

It’s in the hands of the authorities now.

 

[crossover22[]_[]]

You're that guy who goes out streaking with a one-inch *****.

 

[TheOriginalCane]

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My dad's dead, so shoot your shot, killer.

It would be great to have a second dad who also makes terrible life decisions and that I can't stand either.