The NSD Bandgaroo Court

If y’all could put your names down here so we know who is putting it all on the line, I’d appreciate it. Decent chance I have twins in the next 48 hrs, so I may be out of commission for a bit.

RULES OF THE COURT

- You cannot volunteer someone else for an NSD permaband. That’s not a slippery slope, it’s a cliff.
- Please clearly state the conditions of your band. “I’ll take a permaband if Tyson Campbell goes to UGA.” Not, “I don’t think Miami finishes well.” Be specific. Loose lips sink ships and loose predictions cause derelictions (work with me here).
- This is not a place for traditional predictions. This is a place for absurd demonstrations of haughtiness and short term thinking.
- I have not asked [MENTION=2]DMoney[/MENTION] for permission to do this. Nobody tell him about it or there’s chance I’m just another CISer by the end of the day.

THE LIST OF NAMES
(I’ll fill this out as you guys respond in a nice italicized don’t of my own choosing.)

- The Dishonorable I. D. Farthauz presiding.

Congrats and Godspeed you virile SOB.

Go Canes!
 

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Due to all the nasty and constant vitriol directed towards me on this site, I've decided to rescind my wager. I will not give my haters the satisfaction of thinking my bandishment is possible.

I will be here on this board for a very LONG time voicing my objective observations, whether you like it or not.

There must always be a voice of reason present on this board and that will be me.

You swore he wasn't coming though? There's no danger for you in that case
 
Due to all the nasty and constant vitriol directed towards me on this site, I've decided to rescind my wager. I will not give my haters the satisfaction of thinking my bandishment is possible.

I will be here on this board for a very LONG time voicing my objective observations, whether you like it or not.

There must always be a voice of reason present on this board and that will be me.

This is the second ban bet that you've wriggled out of.
 
Due to all the nasty and constant vitriol directed towards me on this site, I've decided to rescind my wager. I will not give my haters the satisfaction of thinking my bandishment is possible.

I will be here on this board for a very LONG time voicing my objective observations, whether you like it or not.

There must always be a voice of reason present on this board and that will be me.

Humble words from the pariah. Just think of it. If your account is band you could create a new one and not be subject to the vitriol. Well, until you post anything and everyone realizes it's you.
 
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Can we please, without their permission, add nystate and chosen? Along with valid the worst posters here.
 
Due to all the nasty and constant vitriol directed towards me on this site, I've decided to rescind my wager. I will not give my haters the satisfaction of thinking my bandishment is possible.

I will be here on this board for a very LONG time voicing my objective observations, whether you like it or not.

There must always be a voice of reason present on this board and that will be me.

Invalid got no balls
 
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Due to all the nasty and constant vitriol directed towards me on this site, I've decided to rescind my wager. I will not give my haters the satisfaction of thinking my bandishment is possible.

I will be here on this board for a very LONG time voicing my objective observations, whether you like it or not.

There must always be a voice of reason present on this board and that will be me.

Plenty of reasonable posters on this board don't receive the hate you do. I think its more a problem of you as a poster and not of being the voice of reason.
 
Due to all the nasty and constant vitriol directed towards me on this site, I've decided to rescind my wager. I will not give my haters the satisfaction of thinking my bandishment is possible.

I will be here on this board for a very LONG time voicing my objective observations, whether you like it or not.

There must always be a voice of reason present on this board and that will be me.

I have to upvote this just for the laughs....funny as **** people get bent out of shape over the way people post. Lol trolling done right i cant even get mad
 
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From my notes:

If Patrick, son of Patrick doesn't ink with Miami, I myself am subject to a permanent IP band.

If he does, [MENTION=6275]BeastMode[/MENTION] [MENTION=94]valid[/MENTION] and [MENTION=2532]itsacanething[/MENTION] have all agreed to a permanent IP band.

Thank you judge, and best of luck on the future twin blessings in your life.

CHUCK NORRIS.webp
 
[MENTION=6299]nystateofmind[/MENTION] your rock hard at the thought of us closing ******... Care to throw your hat in the ring?
 
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