You are ridiculously fragile. I responded to you all of ONE time before you had to resort to the "go get laid bro" sophomoric responses. Toughen up and act like a man.
I'm no bully, but I'd absolutely say the same things to your face that I say on the board.
If you were trying to use humor as an olive branch, that's fine, but perhaps try to understand why people might not understand your subtle humor within your first 20 posts. Though I do find it humorous that "BigDikDaddy" is lecturing people on "maturity" while telling someone to "get laid bro" and challenging people's educational levels.
Look in the mirror and thicken your skin. You might not last long if you keep overreacting every time someone disagrees with you.
Just settle down and contribute some good conversation, and everything else will work itself out. Welcome to CIS.