The Bank (4/16)

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Apparently a lot of people don't know on here the way OCC was talking.

Reread my post, Gump, I said the most vocal people I didn’t say most of the people. Guess who’s in that group that’s been ejaculating vomit regarding the nephew.

Run, Forrest, run.
 
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Luis Cristobal has been offered by the following schools since entering the portal 3 days ago:

Nicholls State
Eastern Kentucky
Towson
Stony Brook
He can come be a backup here or go start at multiple G5 programs….
 
The depth we have is better then Cristobal. He's only getting an offer because he's Mario nephew lets be 100 about the whole situation. He's a low G5 depth quality OL who is going to have 0 P5 offers other then us. He's never going to play and will never crack the 2 deep lineup. There are levels to ****, it doesn't matter how good your technique is and how hard you work when you are 6 FT 270 IOL getting bull rushed by a 6'4 325LB blue chip DT name Big John from Clemson who squats 675 LBs and runs a 4.9
Maybe Mario wants his nephew to learn under his teaching so he can one day become a coach. Maybe the kid wants to be close to his uncle. I know my uncle was my favorite family member and I would do anything to be around him. Also doesn't this kid get a free ship because his family works here. IDK.
 
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These takes tell me Ruiz money has ran out. Lol
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Starting to hear more M'Ba buzz now. Not from UM but from reliable source. Let's see how this plays out.

I expect we will add an athletic, 300+ pound defensive tackle.
Please let us get him and bear Alexander it’ll help tremendously with our 3 deep having bear moten and mba with Taylor Harrison hunte and Bain or mesidor that’s how you help our defensive line with Harvey and Kelly with moss and Wayne or Williams plus mesidor or Bain at these spots as well man that’s high level defensive line play
 
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https://miamihurricanes.com/roster/luis-cristobal/
 
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Maybe Mario wants his nephew to learn under his teaching so he can one day become a coach. Maybe the kid wants to be close to his uncle. I know my uncle was my favorite family member and I would do anything to be around him. Also doesn't this kid get a free ship because his family works here. IDK.


It would appear that they have tightened up the tuition remission rules since the 1980s and 1990s. However, Luis is still an alum, and UM has a ton of scholarship money available to legacies. Not to mention, there's PLENTY of other types of scholarship money and assistance available. I got one of my best friends at UM Law two years of free tuition by connecting him to an opportunity that I knew was available.
 
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Luis Cristobal has been offered by the following schools since entering the portal 3 days ago:

Nicholls State
Eastern Kentucky
Towson
Stony Brook
To be fair to the kid, he’s gotten Utah State, Liberty and Kent State since this post.

I think that’s what he is. A non-impact G5 starter who can be an experienced backup and culture guy here.
 
Didn't infer a thing buddy. Just googled the name and it came up. Happy to welcome another Cristobal to the team. We don't have a #59 currently and it wouldn't be the first time numbers were over / under reported. Regardless thanks for being polite with the request. Go Canes
 
To be fair to the kid, he’s gotten Utah State, Liberty and Kent State since this post.

I think that’s what he is. A non-impact G5 starter who can be an experienced backup and culture guy here.
Culture guy is the key here. He'll not be one to shy from confrontation when someone slacks off.
 
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