Superfan Losers who wear costumes at Miami games to attract attention

[KANE]

You know the ones...

What steps can be taken to get these bozos off my tv screen every 5 minutes on Saturdays?

 

[TheOriginalCane]

I feel sorry for you bro, that’s #CanesFam right there…

WestEndZone Crue baby, Blue lot boys

I find it hard to believe that there aren't about 10,000 or 20,000 beautiful women they could be devoting camera-time to instead...

 

[SevenNSeven]

I've seen the same 'King Nut' ******* painted up on the few *Taint games I've watched in the last two decades.

Pretty sure every fanbase has theirs.

What you can do though, is fight fire with fire. Put together the most obnoxiously over the top and ridiculous costume you can and wear it for games. I'm talking dress as Sebastian the ******* Ibis, dressed in football pads, with a football helmet with viking horns, accessorise with some Star Wars **** and a cape, and finally, put some sequins and LED lights on it.

Then they won't get on TV and will be sad. You'll win.

 

[Hegemon]

You know the ones...

What steps can be taken to get these bozos off my tv screen every 5 minutes on Saturdays?

If this is what is bothering you, blessings sent.

 

[Katzenboyer]

OP must be real fun at a party.

 

[OldhamA]

Step 1: Buy tickets
Step 2: Go to game
Step 3: Stop whining about what other people do

If you live more than 200 miles away… skip steps 1 & 2.

Phew.

 

[TheEye]

 

[N.M.B. Cane]

I’ve interacted with a lot of those characters because they usually have some good seats. Most of them seemed cool to me.

 

[Rickd]

You know the ones...

What steps can be taken to get these bozos off my tv screen every 5 minutes on Saturdays?

Go to the games?

 

[TheOriginalCane]

I've seen the same 'King Nut' ******* painted up on the few *Taint games I've watched in the last two decades.

Pretty sure every fanbase has theirs.

What you can do though, is fight fire with fire. Put together the most obnoxiously over the top and ridiculous costume you can and wear it for games. I'm talking dress as Sebastian the ******* Ibis, dressed in football pads, with a football helmet with viking horns, accessorise with some Star Wars **** and a cape, and finally, put some sequins and LED lights on it.

Then they won't get on TV and will be sad. You'll win.

Just to be clear, UM's Ticket Office caters to those guys, they make sure they get certain seats at away games so that they can be on TV.

 

[nobeastofburden]

At least it isn't this

 

[getcaned]

Step 1: Buy tickets
Step 2: Go to game
Step 3: Stop whining about what other people do

If you live more than 200 miles away… skip steps 1 & 2.

i live over 200 miles away and dont miss home games....... tampa to miami during football season road tested
let them enjoy themselves atleast they go to every game unlike most

 

[canesblevineesq.]

You know the ones...

What steps can be taken to get these bozos off my tv screen every 5 minutes on Saturdays?

lol nah, let them express their passion the way they want to... they're feeling good; no need to hurt that. We all (fan base included) contribute to the conversation in different ways... Go 'Canes

 

[d--1]

You know the ones...

What steps can be taken to get these bozos off my tv screen every 5 minutes on Saturdays?

Bro, I'm with you. Adults dressing up in costumes to go to football games is one of my least favorite things in sports. Right alongside those guys are the other fans who go up to them and get pictures/autographs from them at games.

 

[S.CarolinaCane]

You know the ones...

What steps can be taken to get these bozos off my tv screen every 5 minutes on Saturdays?

Drink more beer and go take a leak every 5 minute's, you'll never see 'em

 

[Cajuncane]

Easiest thing would be to listen to the game on the radio..

 

[Katzenboyer]

Also, if you're referring to Shelton (guy who wears full Canes equipment to all games), be ready to throw hands with every single person who knows him. He's an incredible dude and I'd recommend reading up on his story before opening your mouth about him.

 

[dudenate]

CaneFreak is as cool as they come. Very nice dude.

 

[TerragonSix]

Are you talking about the guys who dress up like and orange & green Macho Man Randy Savage?

First of all, who cares?

Second of all, I like quirky fans. I used to be a Raider fan, and the Black Hole was not a place to take your daughter.

Third; this is America. Dress how you want.

Fourth, in the 80's, we had some of the loudest, craziest fans in all of college football. Reference the 1989 Notre Dame game. Or the time Brian Bosworth came to town and the fans were singing to him.

 

[Groz73Cane]

It's just people having fun. Yeah, I wouldn't do it, but so what, every major team's fan base has some silliness. What would FSU be without the glitter boys?

Not as ***