I would add this:
FSU has had a consistent record of being overrated at the start of the season and choking away more opportunities at success than any team in college football in the last 20 years. If you want to play at FSU you have to be able to choke when it counts.In practice we administer spiked choke collars to help teach the art of completely blowing games. Our kickers are trained by having 3 goalposts and are taught to miss important kicks wide right and wide left. Our school is ranked academically well below the U but don't worry our built in academic cheating system will make sure you get the best grades. Need free shoes ? We offer the best brands in your size. So come to FSU where even the best high school players can become mediocre by the time they graduate and fail in the NFL.