Some names to watch before it’s deleted

[PIPO]

What kind of stupid *** post is this? So you want a completely inexperienced QB coach to learn on the job and be in charge of developing our QBs?

Riddler - let me help - he’s a troll.

 

[PIPO]

Still don't think it's Briles and no, I was not the one to bash you guys.
And how the heck did you guys find out about me being an Arkansas fan?

I think it was the “Bob” part that gave it away.

 

[Tony4Canes]

 

[Negro-Wan Kanobi]

You guys are needy but I want to be part of this hitting 400 pages before there's an OC or DC hire.

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[Tony4Canes]

Wow an official announcement

 

[IndayArtHauz]

you’d almost think there is some whiffing going on bts being disguised as thoroughness.

True. We whiffed on our first choices for AD and HC, which totally explained the delay in announcements.

 

[TRick72]

The way to accomplish 5 coaches with Brady as OC is there are 2 WR's coach's which also coaches TE's because that is how they pulled it off at LSU. Field is not official yet for an on the field role.

1. OC/WR BRADY
2. Co-OC/WR McClendon
3. OL/AHC/RGC Mirabal
4. QB/PGC Coley
5. RB Smith or whoever

I’d like to add there would also be another guy on this projected staff who has previously coached TE’s.....Mario

 

[TheOriginalCane]

True. We whiffed on our first choices for AD and HC, which totally explained the delay in announcements.

Yeah, and I was really rooting for Coach Petrino to do great things at UM...

 

[RedPill Stepdad]

True. We whiffed on our first choices for AD and HC, which totally explained the delay in announcements.

that has absolutely zero correlation but i hope it made you feel better.

 

[stormbrewing]

Guess we got to wait for NFL and CFB seasons to end before we get a OC/DC? All we know is the rumor that Miami will run the spread offense

 

[WeBallinBoyz]

Guess we got to wait for NFL and CFB seasons to end before we get a OC/DC? All we know is the rumor that Miami will run the spread offense

Nah, I refuse to believe the staff won't be finalized by the end of the dead period. Wouldn't really make a whole ton of sense if so - maybe one major piece is missing, but we should know most of this fairly soon.

 

[Zbrod95]

Gaby just reading this board and passing it off as updates

I called him out on it and the smug kid wanted to pretend that he literally didn’t copyright cribby.

 

[PIPO]

The year is 2025. Mario is still on the verge of finalizing his OC and DC. Mirabal has shrunk 3 more inches, as he stands on the shoulders of Salvae'a during practice to bark out instructions and jumps down and kicks the shins of his linemen when they ***** up. Miami is on a 16-game home winning streak since incorporating the Haka as a pregame ritual. BMac and TRob have built a wall around South Florida and get anyone they please - it has gotten so boring that all they do is wait for UF or FSU assistants to show up to local high schools, snicker behind the bushes and record their feeble recruiting pitches. Feld's mustache has developed a mustache of its own, and has challenged The Mountain to a battle to the death. Mario is now a majority shareholder in Cafe Bustelo and he continues to ponder his coordinators, and there is a pastelito shortage in Coral Gables.

 

[PIPO]

Come on now

 

[grover]

 

[jruiz]

So it’s gonna be one by one huh drag it out a bit why not

 

[Tony4Canes]

So it’s gonna be one by one huh drag it out a bit why not

Yeah probably announce Mirabal on Friday.

 

[IndayArtHauz]

that has absolutely zero correlation but i hope it made you feel better.

I am not surprised that in your world things that aren’t real (we are delayed because we whiffed) have “absolutely zero correlation” with things that are verifiably true (our most recent hires took time and yet we nailed them).

I feel so good, baby doll, nothing could make me better.

 

[Burricane]

Word on the street is that the Bears are firing Nagy and want Daboll as their new HC. Gotta think Dorsey is getting a promotion in that scenario

 

[Genghis Cane]

Yeah probably announce Mirabal on Friday.

Oh yay! I won’t be able to contain my excitement…