Some names to watch before it’s deleted

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So it’s like 30 pages for me to catch up so we think the OC and/or DC get announced by Saturday? Don’t care about names etc just curious if it’s been rumored to happen by this weekend?
 
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The year is 2025. Mario is still on the verge of finalizing his OC and DC. Mirabal has shrunk 3 more inches, as he stands on the shoulders of Salvae'a during practice to bark out instructions and jumps down and kicks the shins of his linemen when they ***** up. Miami is on a 16-game home winning streak since incorporating the Haka as a pregame ritual. BMac and TRob have built a wall around South Florida and get anyone they please - it has gotten so boring that all they do is wait for UF or FSU assistants to show up to local high schools, snicker behind the bushes and record their feeble recruiting pitches. Feld's mustache has developed a mustache of its own, and has challenged The Mountain to a battle to the death. Mario is now a majority shareholder in Cafe Bustelo and he continues to ponder his coordinators, and there is a pastelito shortage in Coral Gables.

If nothing has been decided by Saturday I don’t see any more staff members being added.…..ever!!
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What strategy?
To me, it seems like Mario is releasing a name every few days in order to keep the block hot until NSD. Maybe I’m wrong, but I don’t think so.

Mario could’ve released all ~6 new hires at once, but what is **** about that? BMac 1 day, Mirabal the next… Keep Canes Twitter popping to get those unsigned recruits we all want.

Again, it’s JMO, but it seems obvious to me.
 
At this point wait til Monday. It will be plastered all over ESPN bottom line during the game

You're kind of kidding I think, but honestly if we have a huge hire I'd release it two hours before kickoff. Let it be talked about and scrolled as you said while CFB has the whole sports world's attention. Chess.
 
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If nothing has been decided by Saturday I don’t see any more staff members being added.…..ever!!

Is there any chance that Mario will wait to announce the coordinators and the bulk of the staff at that elite party he’s throwing…get all the top kids there and bring the whole staff out at one time for them to meet ?
 
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Is there any chance that Mario will wait to announce the coordinators and the bulk of the staff at that elite party he’s throwing…get all the top kids there and bring the whole staff out at one time for them to meet ?


It's going to be like Panhellenic Rush...
 
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