Everyone is entitled to their own opinion, but saying you want Coley over Brady is…like I don’t think I can come up with a more skewed comparison. I guess I’ll try.
Coley > Brady is like saying you went to two restaurants. Coley’s served really good appetizers, and then the main course and dessert were atrocious. I’m talking severely undercooked rabbit, food poisoning just fully committed to your stomach, your keyster is going to be hotter than Satan hosting a summer barbecue with David Epstein himself. You’re so shocked because you heard about all these great chefs working under Mr. Coley, but the food severely underwhelmed.
Brady is behind a ghost kitchen, but he’s making creations that explode in your mouth; orgasmic really. Rave reviews across America, multiple restaurants fighting for him, no one, literally no one has matched his culinary prowness, and every restaurant would try him if they could.…AND THERE ARE ACTUAL PEOPLE WHO PREFER TO **** OUT THEIR A$$ FOR DAYS INSTEAD OF TAKING BRADY.
Some of you deserve a football team that’s 7-5.