Some names to watch before it’s deleted

[AbsoluteUnit]

Wait. Chuck Strong is being rumored as a Co-DC?

 

[Moecane]

“he’s holding out for the best strippers”

He's waiting on the other strippers to stop lap dancing on the other clients. He's respectful like that. A really moral guy with principles.

 

[SinisterCane]

I don’t believe until happens

 

[Angry Ibis]

Like I was saying earlier Mario hasn't had to deal with the big Dawgs while up there at Oregon. He's learning first hand how this program stacks against the best of them

I personally am getting tired of hearing that… hasn’t had to deal with SEC, hasn’t had to deal with Jackson State and Barstool, blah blah blah

Lock it up. $8 million. Let’s ******* go!

 

[NCCanefan]

That’s the move

If you ever had the misfortune of watching a lot of Texan's football, you'd know that O'Brien might literally be the worst tactician to ever be a head coach. Let me give you the precise odds of Kraft hiring him: ZERO

 

[Crystal Ball]

Man do we even have any leads as to wtf is going on behind closed doors? Because honestly it's really starting to look like a **** show from the outside.

That’s probably because it is a complete **** show.

 

[JHallCanes]

Just weird that I don’t see good coaches being poached from other schools a week after being there.

Just weird that we have like 2 coaches a month into the Mario regime with signing day a few days away.

Just weird how Miami is a consistent laughing stock no matter what we do.

I’m not saying you have no reason to be ****ed or concerned

But same time we don’t notice what goes on elsewhere because we are obsessed with what’s happening here

No one think we are a laughing stock right now other than our weird little section of fans

 

[gogeta4]

This is the type of **** that happens when you want people on your staff that other people actually want as well

.This is the type of sh*t that happens when you dont have a staff. *Fixed it for you*

 

[mossmadness]

Go get Rob back. That’s what I would do plus Rob is the better on field coach imo. He would be way more helpful to someone like Joe Brady being that he’s called plays before plus has coached QB as well.

not a good enough recruiter. Innis didn’t post anything about, “what? Rob is going to SMU???” We need recruiters that are at the level of the ones we’ve lost.

 

[Astcloud11]

Cribby, this is real question. Does Mario have a reputation as being difficult to work for? From my experience as a manager in the business world, anytime you see turnover like this and an unwillingness to commit from perspective hires, it is a huge red flag. I begin to wonder. This process and lack of coordinator hires and now a guy that he hired a month ago is bailing on him. This is starting to seem a bit odd to me.

If this was the case, McClendon wouldn't have followed Mario to Miami in the first place after working with him at Oregon. T-Rob went to go learn under Saban so he can try to be a DC again, and not suck this time. UGA lost their WR coach to LSU for the same title after winning a Natty, you think he just doesn't want to work for Kirby? Shy just happens. McClendon went to UGA for the same reason Cristobal came to Miami.

 

[Bender]

If you ever had the misfortune of watching a lot of Texan's football, you'd know that O'Brien might literally be the worst tactician to ever be a head coach. Let me give you the precise odds of Kraft hiring him: ZERO

Oh I will save this.

 

[JHallCanes]

.This is the type of sh*t that happens when you dont have a staff. *Fixed it for you*

We can go get Coley for OC right now like the old days

 

[Gi0logy]

TRob leaving, not a surprise since it wasn’t his guy. He was just retaining him. BMac was his guy and he left to go back home.

Mario just got punched in the mouth. Let’s see how he responds. I hope it’s swift and decisive.

 

[ARJB]

Sorry, didn’t realize it was unrealistic of me to think Mario could have a staff put together at this point with a supposed unlimited amount of money.

My b.

I realize comprehension is really hard for some people, which apparently includes you.

I did not say it was unrealistic to have a staff together at this point. I said it’s unrealistic to expect coaches to not take lateral moves to Georgia and Alabama instead of staying here. We aren’t on their level.

Also, we don’t have an unlimited budget. Nimrod.

 

[stormbrewing]

If you ever had the misfortune of watching a lot of Texan's football, you'd know that O'Brien might literally be the worst tactician to ever be a head coach. Let me give you the precise odds of Kraft hiring him: ZERO

Hope he stays right where he is. Just seems like that move makes sense. I don’t think O’Brien is anything spectacular.

 

[TriStarCane]

We are getting bodied. Not great, Bob

 

[Angry Ibis]

If this was the case, McClendon wouldn't have followed Mario to Miami in the first place after working with him at Oregon. T-Rob went to go learn under Saban so he can try to be a DC again, and not suck this time. UGA lost their WR coach to LSU for the same title after winning a Natty, you think he just doesn't want to work for Kirby? Shy just happens. McClendon went to UGA for the same reason Cristobal came to Miami.

All this **** just happens isn’t suppose to happen to Miami now…

 

[IndayArtHauz]

I don’t have a lot of energy for this, but I’m going to add a few logs to the fire.

We’ve lost our two best recruiting assistants in the span of a week to the very schools we are trying to rise to the level of. We have no coordinators after 8 weeks, barely any rumors of who it will be, and NSD is in 3 days. This is all pretty bad stuff, full stop, and shouldn’t be minimized or spun. The only real question about those facts are Mario’s feelings on the matter. Guy isn’t hiding in an office, he’s hitting every school and hosting every recruit with a 4 or 5 next to his name. So what’s the hold up, Mario, because this is genuinely odd. This is a fair point or critique, imo, and one Mario will likely have to answer for throughout his career if the trend continues.

Our fans are absolute dog *****. Not a segment of them, not half of them, the majority of them. I want you to send me to Bolivia for this: someone actually said “when does the AD get involved” and y’all took him seriously and affirmed him. This is why Miami will *never* be Alabama or UGA: too many of the fans are self-serving, clueless reprobates. “Don’t yell at me, Inday, I was faithful during the Shannon-Golden-Trump-Biden years!” No you weren’t, you were a miserable malcontent then, just like you are now. “Ruiz is kinda shady tbh”, GOOD. You think the reason TRob and BMac are gone is because the SEC is clean? You think erasing 20 years of failure is going to happen overnight? Gutting the entire athletic department just needed a weekend? No, then what was your timeframe? Tweet it at Mario, I’m sure it’ll help him to be reminded that he has some vacancies.

Y’all dream of the program leveling up and the moment it faces setbacks — no, no — the moment things are looking good for once in two decades, you immediately look for reasons it declare it all a house of cards. UGA, Bama, whomever, will fight tooth and nail to keep us dead and in the cellar and a lot of you seem waaaaaay more eager to help them than to endure a stupidly long coaching search.

There’s not a “fan base” in American sports who so passionately finds reasons from DAY ONE to disqualify a coach. Day one! You’re worse than weak minded, you’re hopeless and dull hearted, you have no ability to endure ups or downs. You aren’t brave or loyal just because you’re still posting on a message board after 20 years of gross ineptitude, you’re either messed up in the head and too lazy to produce something of value. So you leech optimism away by agreeing with the most absurd porsters on this website. “Sorry man but that’s just how it’s always been with Miami.” Then get out. I mean it, get out of the fan base if nothing short of multiple national championships will make you happy. You just cant be made happy.

“But I was right about Manny!” No you weren’t, you just bet on Miami being Miami and those odds hit better than a service academy under. Now when we are at least pretending to become a big player again, y’all can’t help but vomit all over every single thread. “He‘s whiffing in the portal!” Is he? That story is over, huh? Who we got doesn’t matter and who comes next doesn’t either. It’s all about MY GROWN UP FEELINGS RIGHT NOW. You don’t have to like what he’s done in the portal, but good lord it’s not a zero sum game.

This fan base IS Manny Diaz. A bunch of under-qualified know-nothings who think they've earned the right to represent the school. Because they know the history of the program that they’re somehow a part of it. Nah, most of y’all are straight trash as fans. Always have been and always will be. You morphed somewhere along the way from Miami fans to anti-Miami fans. Whatever dark light you need to shine on the program you will, whatever systemic doubt you need to sow you will, whatever joke you need to make to mock a positive outlook you will.

And Mario, HIRE SOME FREAKING COACHES ALREADY. HOLY CRAP MAN. IT ISNT MARRIAGE BABE, THEY GUNS ON A BATTLESHIP. NOTHING MORE, NOTHING LESS.

 

[UnForgiven]

If this was the case, McClendon wouldn't have followed Mario to Miami in the first place after working with him at Oregon. T-Rob went to go learn under Saban so he can try to be a DC again, and not suck this time. UGA lost their WR coach to LSU for the same title after winning a Natty, you think he just doesn't want to work for Kirby? Shy just happens. McClendon went to UGA for the same reason Cristobal came to Miami.

Well I mean most position coaches and coordinators don’t fare well under a new head coach. So following your boy if he wants you makes sense - whether you want the job or want more leverage for a better one. Both options are better than hanging in the wind while Oregon hires a new coach. One who, statistically, is likely to fire you.

 

[423Hurricane]

Just an FYI, Rappaport just said the Phins are bringing in Mike McDonald for HC interview and Kellon Moore is at the top of the list. Many moves yet to be made.