I don't know why anyone doubts you.
But I know why a lot of people roll their eyes at you. You just tried to frame the Dorsey debate as if it was the whole board against you, as if half the board wasn't laughing at the half that was worried that he didn't call plays. As if you had some amazing inside and prescient knowledge that the hyped and lauded PGC for the NFL Bills who has been rumored to be a hot NFL OC candidate for over a year was a qualified candidate to be OC at UM.
It's the same as when you decided to post a list of the "legit" insiders on this board, and included yourself.
If I need to explain any further, then it's a lost cause.
You're a solid dude and a solid poster, and you know a few people, but please please please dial down the "look at me" stuff bro. It never, ever works out.