So which bowl are we headed for?

It'll be some gritty team that has very minimal opt outs while we will be misisng half the team, amd we wont want to be there, and theyll be jacked up to play.
With some short slow white dude at middle linebacker who wears massive amounts of eye black and nobody has ever heard of yet he will make 17 total tackles 12 solo 2 sacks 2 TFL 1 FF 1 INT and the announcers will not stop talking about him especially after he gets the game clinching INT.
 
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I think we will be selected to the “no body gives a **** bowl” sponsored by American Standard, that or “who gives a **** bowl” sponsored by Lip Sticks.
 
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ESPN- still has us sneaking into the playoffs. I dont see it but

Ill Be Back Jim Carrey GIF
 
Please not the Pinstripe Bowl. We never show up for that game. And it's always cold, very cold.

Given all the opt-outs, it would be a very sad game. Actually, so would any other bowl.

I live in NY and didn't go to it last time; it always sucks... I don't give a **** about any bowl game, don't really think anyone does. Best to just move on from this season if we don't miraculously get a playoff slot.
 
Pop Tart Bowl.

Guidry will be sacrificed with the winning pop tart by being cooked and then eaten alive at halftime
 
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If we don't get a playoff nod which is likely probable.... I can see us playing Colorado.. For some reason that game seems inevitable...
 
Well, according to USA Today's CFP projections, we'll be in South Bend on 12/20 or 12/21 playing Notre Dame.
I do not think we are in but that would be a huge draw TV wise. Love us or hate us, butts in seats!!!
 
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This is the only time I wish we play a really good team. Reason being is they will likely have dudes sit out who are draft eligible.
We play a team outside the top 15 and they will all play to say they beat the canes. And we will be a skeleton of a team.
No cam, no baron, no DP, No kiko, no Rivers, no Martinez, No Barrow
Also, expect all potential portal divers to sit.
 
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Bowl season used to be so great. I feel old when I think about how sad the whole thing has become. Wherever we end up - who f’ing cares.
 
Well I dont think wisconsin made 6 wins so thats a positive we wont play them in a bowl again
 
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