Sneeking booze into a game

CaneSuger

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Ideas?

Anybody been to soldier field before? Do they wand, pat down...? Can you bring a bag in or a cooler even?
 
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Find a good one of these and you should be money, A few of the old vets from the WEZ at the OB taught me this when I was a lil tropical storm.
 
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If they ask you why you're wearing flip flops in freezing weather just nod and say, 'I gots ta do it'
 
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Wear some Under Armour compression shorts and stash that **** right by your wiener.
 
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Find a good one of these and you should be money, A few of the old vets from the WEZ at the OB taught me this when I was a lil tropical storm.

The camelbak will **** you up. Beware of this device.....

But it's perfect for the cause.

THIS WAS THE TICKET AT THE OB WEZ ON 100+ DEGREE NOON GAMES....YOUR FAV MIX W/ICE IN THE PACK KEPT YOU COOL...

BUT LIKE BOMBA SAID, IT'S DANGEROUS A ****.....BE SURE TO RECORD THE GAME BECUZ YOU WON'T REMEMBER TOO MUCH PAST HALFTIME...

IF TEMPS ARE IN THE 40's AT SOLDIER FIELD....I'D CAMEL-PAK STR8 CROWN RESERVE & BUY MY MIXERS W/ICE INSIDE THE STADIUM....THEN HOLD ON TO YOUR ***..... :crownpour:
 
I got booze into the GT game pretty easy. We had the small water bottles and had two with water and one with rum. My girl put all three in her purse and when they looked in they thought it was all water.
 
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Go to the athletic store....buy a pair of sliding baseball shorts.....get a plastic flask (to avoid metal detection if there). Put the plastic flask in the place of the cup....you are good to go.
 
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For Bears' games they pat you down before entering. I am guessing it will be the same on Sat. They have bars that sell hard drinks, but not sure if they are limited to the club sections or not.
 
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