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who said:
They must be publicly shamed.

List them. I'll start.

@AHURT12 @canesthing3 @Go Canes!!

AppSt. does this to everyone, am I right?
How did it feel when Mario drug his nuts across your face?

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ajkreider said:
I'm not a particular Manny fan, but some of you all need to wakeup to the reality that is college football today. Where a Toledo can take ND to the mat, or South Carolina needs a last minute FG to beat a bad East Carolina team, or Arkansas pounds Texas. There are the 5 or so haves, and all the other have nots - we're in the latter group
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RJ Lee said:
lol you can insult me but where the **** did i lie? I literally spoke PURE FACT. Nicky failed in the NFL cause he couldnt cheat. He failed at MSU for the same reason. He learned what it took to win at L$U and now with NCAA and ESPN protection, the man can do whatever he wants while we get threatened with the death penalty for Benihana steak dinners and yacht parties. Schools like Hawaii lose ******* scholarships for Ipads while Bama pays MILLIONS for top recruits every year lol.

Nicky aint winning 5 titles at Miami. He'd be lucky to win 1 here. He'd have us win the ****** division but no one here cares about that, we'd be calling him for his head after four straight 10-3 type seasons and a beatdown against Clemson in the ACCCG.

Y'all keep *****ing about Manny and Blake and the Admin and BOT but they're ******* small fry in the grand scheme of things, especially Manny. You all should be flying banners at NCAA headquarters and ESPN, banners at Miami are literally worthless.
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Canesfan1899 said:
Anyone worth their salt can see we are in trouble but I swear a lot of you actually enjoy it when the team is struggling.
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I don’t know about enjoying watch the team struggle but what I do enjoy is seeing the administration get egg on there faces after each successive bad hire. And I will throw a party the day Lispy and beta are tarred and feathered and ran out of town! And I will also enjoy seeing those two no talent bums careers in athletic departments and football go the way of the dinosaur. You gotta enjoy the glutton things I’m life sport!
 
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Baba Yaga said:
Yep, just one game. It's like if you criticize Manny around here you're automatically assumed to be a mouth-breather.

He's been here 6 years. Our defense is a gimmicky ****-show that has regressed each of the past 3 years, our LB corps would be mediocre on an average G5 team and we tackle like a box of wet tampons. He's a defensive coach who had been in charge of LB recruiting and coaching for much of his tenure and last night we had Jennings and Steed on the field at the same time. That's it. That's our head coaches impact in the LB position after six years. Maybe if he could recruit we wouldn't have to worry about a converted Safety/Striker getting hurt and impacting our depth.

He brings in T-Rob but we continue to play our corners 8-yards off the ball on 3rd and short. When we finally went press-man our corners made plays.

We ***** and moan about bad plays, even during a win, because they're symptomatic of much larger issues that have become alarming trends during Manny's tenure. It's not always clueless, drunk ******** ****ing and moaning in the game thread about every play that isn't a sack or a pick-6. There's **** we do pre-snap that's so blatantly obvious to casual fans I'm pretty sure opposing coaches are picking up on it too.

Too early to ***** about Lashlee but that mother ****** is employed only by the ineptitude of Dan Enos.


Team effort. Left me put the chain on a better background.

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Great post Baba! Bought sums it up for me and any other fan who has eyes or actually played the game unlike Mandy boy. Lol I’m gonna tag our rag tag crew of slurpers so they can read this stat maybe then they’ll be awoken from their Manure comas. @Go Canes!! @Fawk_U Haters @HurricaneHauk @puertorricane @Echtcane. And I was gonna add @OrangeBowlMagic to this list but he doesn’t deserve being on here because based on his posts this season it definitely looks like he’s seen the light when it comes to Manny. So no disrespect magic man, I’m glad to see you’ve now seen the **** that is Manure.
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RJ Lee said:
That *****ing about it, crying to get Manny and Blake fired, is a complete and literal waste of energy. All you're doing is condemning Miami to the same ******* song and dance we've had for 40 years. Playing musical chairs with coaching staffs and expecting each one of them to turn us into the next Cane Dynasty like delulus that have no clue what college football has become in 2021.

Accept the fact that we will never be at the level of Bama unless the rules change. And if you want, fly banners at NCAA headquarters and ESPN excoriating them for allowing certain programs to cheat while scapegoating others. Crying and flying banners at Miami is like popping pimples while your chest cavity has been blown open.
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This *****in is therapy... how else did this fan base survive the last 20 years?

Without that, half the fanbase would have stepped off the ledge like the cat on Saturday!

This program has lost 5 of its 9 lives on Coker, Radio, Folden, Richt and Manure.
... we are fast running out.
 
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RJ Lee said:
That *****ing about it, crying to get Manny and Blake fired, is a complete and literal waste of energy. All you're doing is condemning Miami to the same ******* song and dance we've had for 40 years. Playing musical chairs with coaching staffs and expecting each one of them to turn us into the next Cane Dynasty like delulus that have no clue what college football has become in 2021.

Accept the fact that we will never be at the level of Bama unless the rules change. And if you want, fly banners at NCAA headquarters and ESPN excoriating them for allowing certain programs to cheat while scapegoating others. Crying and flying banners at Miami is like popping pimples while your chest cavity has been blown open.
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**** off back to your office in the Hecht already Blake! Or better yet don’t you have to go satisfy your He-woman as she lays the pipe to you? Lol your propaganda doesn’t work here.
 
QuattroCane said:
I’m a “slurper” and proud of it. In the grand scheme of things it’s college football and this program has given me more great memories than most fans could ever dream of.
I get ****ed off and I get angry, but they still have my support 100%.
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Cool story sport! Thanks for being the problem that keeps Blake and manny employed and the BOT ****ting on us every 5 years. Well done sir, well done indeed!
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dirtyred786 said:
Wow, is this the loser mentality that has infected the program? If that's the case, be real about it. Stop selling dreams to the fans and the players. Stop bringing five and four stars here and wasting their time.
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Bro, it’s Blake’s burner account, of course he has a loser mentality! Have you seen his wife? Lol
 
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NicKane said:
Great post Baba! Bought sums it up for me and any other fan who has eyes or actually played the game unlike Mandy boy. Lol I’m gonna tag our rag tag crew of slurpers so they can read this stat maybe then they’ll be awoken from their Manure comas. @Go Canes!! @Fawk_U Haters @HurricaneHauk @puertorricane @Echtcane. And I was gonna add @OrangeBowlMagic to this list but he doesn’t deserve being on here because based on his posts this season it definitely looks like he’s seen the light when it comes to Manny. So no disrespect magic man, I’m glad to see you’ve now seen the **** that is Manure.
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Put money where your fingers are

#brokebitch
 
RJ Lee said:
Bro there are 120 Div 1 programs in the country. How many of these programs have won national titles in their entire history? How many of those programs are even above .500 historically? Yet they all have fans that go to every game, buy every tix and even donate.

You root for the program because you love the program. Whether they win or lose, you SUPPORT the program. If you're literally only supporting a program because of wins or losses, then just root for Bama and save yourself from a lifetime of misery supporting a program that will NEVER BE WHERE BAMA IS unless things drastically change at the systemic nationwide level.
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Why would you **** away your money? Idc how much you love something, if you are giving it money you expect them to not waste it. If you’re in it for the tax break, I suggest you give it to an organization that helps the needy. At least then only about half of it will be wasted and not all of it.
 
puertorricane said:
Why would I change my username, Im a fan of the U not the coaches.

Any coach that is hired will have my support cause his success means success for the team I love.
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Bull****! You’re a manure slurper of the highest ******* order and it’s time to meet your fate as you and your ilk are the true problems with this program. Because you and your ilk keep the cycle of dog**** come out the Hecht coming as you continually ask for another kick In the nuts. Off we’re there heads!
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NicKane said:
I do about enjoying watch the team struggle but what I do enjoy is seeing the administration get egg on there faces after each successive bad hire. Abd I will throw a party the day Lispy and beta are tarred and festered abd ran out of town! And I will also enjoy seeing those two no talent bums careers in athletic departments and football go the way of the dinosaur. You gotta enjoy the glutton tjings I’m life sport!
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Uh...what? Do you read what you've typed before you click 'post reply'?
 
IDCANE said:
Uh...what? Do you read what you've typed before you click 'post reply'?
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Fixed it buddy.
NicKane said:
I don’t know about enjoying watch the team struggle but what I do enjoy is seeing the administration get egg on there faces after each successive bad hire. And I will throw a party the day Lispy and beta are tarred and feathered and ran out of town! And I will also enjoy seeing those two no talent bums careers in athletic departments and football go the way of the dinosaur. You gotta enjoy the glutton things I’m life sport!
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