Signing Day Countdown: Trajan Bandy

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5'9.5" ... Wiiiiiiiink

I've meet this kid at home games on more than one occasion he's every bit of 5'9.5 and a very humble person.

i stood about five feet away from him when he was in cleats and a helmet and he was still a few inches shorter than me. and i'm 5'4"
You dumb af if you believe that kid is under 5'4. Wtf dude

I'm dead serious. I even noticed he was missing a few fingers on his hand and I was like "Trajan how do you play football like that?" And he told me "stop calling me that! I'm not Trajan."

Trajan is pretty cool.
 
5'9.5" ... Wiiiiiiiink

I've meet this kid at home games on more than one occasion he's every bit of 5'9.5 and a very humble person.

i stood about five feet away from him when he was in cleats and a helmet and he was still a few inches shorter than me. and i'm 5'4"

When you spend your life on your knees inhaling crank, your height perception gets skewed. Stand up from doing your tricks and you'll see he's tall enough.
 
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5'9.5" ... Wiiiiiiiink

I've meet this kid at home games on more than one occasion he's every bit of 5'9.5 and a very humble person.

i stood about five feet away from him when he was in cleats and a helmet and he was still a few inches shorter than me. and i'm 5'4"

When you spend your life on your knees inhaling crank, your height perception gets skewed. Stand up from doing your tricks and you'll see he's tall enough.

everyone usually looks taller when i'm on my knees though. just pointing out your faulty logic/my love for crank.
 
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