2023 Samson Okunlola 2.0 - Commits to UM12/15

[Yoyo82]

Big boy is going to love his dennys NIL deal in Gainesville serving up pancake honchos to the local gaytors

It's perfect for his post NFL career.

I've never been but Gainesville seems like the type of town where pancakes would be a popular gourmet food. Like they probably have fancy pancake houses, breakfast for dinner, and pancake specials for those wearing their jorts (fancy wear) to go out to eat.

Now that I think about it Samson might have gone to Gainesville on a business learning trip.

 

[canecrazy23]

C R I N G E

 

[Jaxson Villain]

I’m in Gatlinburg, TN on vacation and ate at a breakfast place yesterday. They got the real pancake honcho on the menu.

 

[RVACane]

I’m in Gatlinburg, TN on vacation and ate at a breakfast place yesterday. They got the real pancake on the menu.View attachment 215517

That’s like an un-frosted birthday cake.

 

[Kansas Cane]

Gainesville’s best is making a mess of the locker room.

Ruiz has probably bought a fully functioning factory for the brand and already has staff members making pancake mix and apparel.

Things will get interesting but trusting the pole position squad since this summer and our ability to next level NIL.

 

[Damiencane86]

Just get it done. No excuse to lose this battle. As Alec told y’all in the early 90’s, “ all that matters in this life is getting them to sign on the line that is dotted “.

 

[Fluffhead]

I’m in Gatlinburg, TN on vacation and ate at a breakfast place yesterday. They got the real pancake honcho on the menu.View attachment 215517

Is that a Japanese soufflé pancake? Those are killer if so.

 

[HurricanesR1]

I’m in Gatlinburg, TN on vacation and ate at a breakfast place yesterday. They got the real pancake honcho on the menu.View attachment 215517

Yeah, if Samson really wanted to maximize his pancake brand, Tennessee is the place.

 

[CoastCane]

Just get it done. No excuse to lose this battle. As Alec told y’all in the early 90’s, “ all that matters in this life is getting them to sign on the line that is dotted “.

well, we do suck at actually playing football and have for years. I mean, theoretically, that's enough reason not to come here. The fact that Mario has us at the table is a fking miracle.

 

[Damiencane86]

well, we do suck at actually playing football and have for years. I mean, theoretically, that's enough reason not to come here. The fact that Mario has us at the table is a fking miracle.

That’s because on field performance has little todo with your ability to sell & close. If you have that skill set you can be succeed no matter what product, service, or in this case recent performance would indicate. And I think I can speak on this as I’m in healthcare sales professionally speaking.

 

[canecrazy23]

Yeah, if Samson really wanted to maximize his pancake brand, Tennessee is the place.

 

[tsimonitis]

I’m in Gatlinburg, TN on vacation and ate at a breakfast place yesterday. They got the real pancake honcho on the menu.View attachment 215517

That's a corn muffin, not a pancake.

 

[illwoods]

I’m in Gatlinburg, TN on vacation and ate at a breakfast place yesterday. They got the real pancake honcho on the menu.View attachment 215517

That looks like Crockett's Breakfast Camp...if it is I've been there a few times and those pancakes are ridiculous

 

[Jaxson Villain]

That looks like Crockett's Breakfast Camp...if it is I've been there a few times and those pancakes are ridiculous

Yeah that’s the place

 

[Angry Ibis]

well, we do suck at actually playing football and have for years. I mean, theoretically, that's enough reason not to come here. The fact that Mario has us at the table is a fking miracle.

Florida also sucks. No excuse. Close. The. Deal.

 

[TRick72]

Looks like they’re already winding up the excuse machine

 

[Kansas Cane]

Basically they know we are still in pole position. Of course the only reason we are is due to NIL. Not the fact that we’ve been recruiting him relentlessly since Mario stepped foot on campus. Jokers.

 

[305407cane]

Looks like they’re already winding up the excuse machine

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So blake covers ufag for a living and has intimate knowledge of miamis offer but not the offers of his own school he covers? Either he’s an idiot and is lying or he suck’s at his job. Or both

 

[Alex Del Piero]

Looks like they’re already winding up the excuse machine

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"It's not what he's wanted" is it English?

I don't speak your language so I'm curious.

 

[dirtyred786]

So blake covers ufag for a living and has intimate knowledge of miamis offer but not the offers of his own school he covers? Either he’s an idiot and is lying or he suck’s at his job. Or both