Rueben Bain commits to Miami

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Coach Hayes Bain WRE is out (calls him the most dynamic player in the nation)

"Its a crime that you've only got him as a 4*....ya'll out your mind"

Says he's probably going to do another WRE on Bain cause his senior tape isn't out yet.

See's only positives in his game, literally no cons. Only negative was that he committed so late at night that Coach was up at 2:30AM editing the WRE.


“He not only the president, but he’s also a client.”

Coach Hayes got me:

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Criminally underranked at 70th overall. No DE has the production he has the last 2 years in the entire country. And he is doing it against some of the best competition there is. It's not like he is 6'0 225. The dude is 6'2 250.

Bain is listed as an EDGE player. The #37 player is 6'4 240, the #36 player is 6'3.5 240, the #25 guy is 6'4 240. All EDGE guys.

But the best one is the #22 player, who is 6'2 230. So same height, lighter in the ***, nowhere near the production, but he is projected to go to BAMA. Yup, makes sense.
 
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That’s one way, another way is how about not going in for a crotch to crotch encounter. Anything but that.

Yelling at the top of your lungs, followed up by a full-frontal, cheek-to-cheek, arms-all-the-way-around-you-awkwardly-long hug, and finished off with a clearly unwanted shoulder rub.

Definitely among the cringiest greetings I have ever witnessed.
 
Yelling at the top of your lungs, followed up by a full-frontal, cheek-to-cheek, arms-all-the-way-around-you-awkwardly-long hug, and finished off with a clearly unwanted shoulder rub.

Definitely among the cringiest greetings I have ever witnessed.


Only thing cringier would have been the F$U warchant being played over a tinny car stereo...
 
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Yelling at the top of your lungs, followed up by a full-frontal, cheek-to-cheek, arms-all-the-way-around-you-awkwardly-long hug, and finished off with a clearly unwanted shoulder rub.

Definitely among the cringiest greetings I have ever witnessed.

Yeah that shoulder rub just cringed it up a whole other level of weird.
 
He had 29 sacks last year..... And you didn't see the hype? 🤔 Interesting
If you know anything about HS stats especially in South Florida..you know that stuff is inflated. Even Coach macho said as such. Coaches lie about stats. Bain is one of the few that I believe these stats could actually be accurate. He’s a monster.
 
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