Why do these guys feel obligated to over-explain the rules they make? He could just leave it at the first sentence. "Dancing on TikTok is not the image for our program that I want so I am banning all players from dancing on TikTok". That's it.
But no, he's gotta go the extra mile:
"Twenty years from now, if they want to be sitting in their pajamas in the basement eating Cheetos and watching TikTok or whatever the ****, they can go at it,
smoking cannabis, whatever. Knock yourself out."
Coach, forget twenty years, twenty seconds after I leave this program, I can do whatever the **** I want (as long as it is legal), but thanks for giving me the go ahead to dance on TikTok 20 years from now.
And yeah, I'll be smoking cannabis if I want as well, but since I'm in West Virginia, it will more than likely be crystal meth that the guy in the shack next to me makes in a bathtub. And we didn't appreciate it when you made the whole team watch "Reefer Madness".