2023 Payton Kirkland offered

[CaneFanWNY]

TrumpyCane wants to know is this fine dining in Gainesville?

This is from their UPGRADED nutritional department!?! The fvck were they feeding them prior to Billy, actual diarrhea and some shoelaces????

 

[Canes Legacy]

If you’re going g to serve ****** food at least present it like you give a ****

 

[Canes2082]

If you’re going g to serve ****** food at least present it like you give a ****

I can hear Billy in his sling blade voice saying “mmm them be good fixins, especially dem mash taters”

 

[OriginalCanesCanesCanes]

TrumpyCane wants to know is this fine dining in Gainesville?

Coach sling blade wants to know where are them french fried poe-tay-turs?

 

[301cane]

Same diet as Paranos’ girls

That may be but I guarantee they ain't stopping at 1 plate.

Even Brock would think those wings are overcooked, wtf.

 

[canesbrah]

Why is the macaroni so watery Jesus Christ who made that

 

[AUcane]

TrumpyCane wants to know is this fine dining in Gainesville?

@SWFLHurricane comment on this?

 

[786Cane]

Why is the macaroni so watery Jesus Christ who made that

The Macaroni soggy, the Peas all mushed and the Chicken taste like wood!

 

[SWFLHurricane]

@SWFLHurricane comment on this?

I'd rather not....Jesus inedible Christ.....

 

[OriginalCanesCanesCanes]

I’m still kind of in shock that this is what you feed people on a recruiting trip.

It looks like prison food.

 

[TheOriginalCane]

If you’re going g to serve ****** food at least present it like you give a ****

Hogtown, where you get all the butter you can eat...

 

[TheOriginalCane]

The Macaroni soggy, the Peas all mushed and the Chicken taste like wood!

So you try to play it off like you think you can by sayin' that you're full, and then your friend says "Billy, he's just bein' polite, he ain't finished, uh-uh, that's bull".

So your heart starts pumping and you think of a lie and you say that you already ate, and your friend says "Man, there's plenty of food" so you pile some more on your plate.

But while the stinky food's steaming, your mind starts to dreaming of the moment that it's time to leave, and then you look at your plate and your chicken's slowly rotting into something that looks like cheese.

Oh, so you say that's it, I got to leave Gainesville, I don't care what these people think, I'm just sitting here making myself nauseous with this ugly food that stinks.

So you bust out the door while it's still closed, still sick from the food you ate, and then you run to the store for quick relief from a bottle of Kaopectate.

And then you call your friend two weeks later to see how he has been, and he says "I understand about 'cruitin', baby bubba, but we're still friends".

 

[smack99]

Macaroni soup? Nice touch UF you weirdos

 

[RVACane]

Same diet as Paranos’ girls

Don’t make one of them mad.

 

[CaneDog66]

Same diet as Paranos’ girls

Aren’t you missing the other 2 plates then?

 

[Zbrod95]

Don’t make one of them mad.

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Quick!! somebody get the harpoon gun!!

 

[Skay11]

 

[Paranos]

Same diet as Paranos’ girls

Ohhhhh no the food in the picture has nooo soul, my ladies are a big because they enjoy good comfort food. That **** in the pic ain't it.

My ladies cook good, look good, and taste good. Notice the difference in the plate.

Go Canes

PS Kirkland even had to jump on Twitter to defend that UF plate of bullcrap food.

 

[AUcane]

TrumpyCane wants to know is this fine dining in Gainesville?

I highly encourage you all to check out the Twitter comments. “They made that Mac and cheese with Swiss cheese.”

 

[OriginalCanesCanesCanes]

I highly encourage you all to check out the Twitter comments. “They made that Mac and cheese with Swiss cheese.”

Looking that again, that mac & cheese looks like melted donkey brains. That is the single most disgusting plate of mac & cheese I’ve ever seen.