Payton Kirkland commits to Texass

[lindend]

Payton also told me Coach Cristobal has reached out to him recent as early as 4:30am to let him know he is wanted.

Looks like we've got another Mario recruiting law here. Texting recruits while your competition sleeps shows kids how serious you are. See another scenario of Mario texting Uncle Luke at 4AM as part of his strategy to flip Ray Ray.

Official - 2023 WR Nathaniel "Ray Ray" Joseph COMMITS

:neonu::neonu::neonu::neonu::neonu: Extra points for the rug burn on her knee

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The law is:

• 4AM in the morning is prime time to impress recruits and close. This revealed itself in both the Ray Ray and Kirkland recruitments. Not sure if he does this with all recruits or just certain situations but clearly shows he cares more than the competition.

Mario's Laws of Recruiting

There have been some absolute gems on Mario's recruiting philosophy posted in various threads the past couple of days. Decided to collect them in a thread for better discussion and searching in the future. Will update as more are posted. Whenever and wherever possible, crush the Gator and...

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[Gi0logy]

You guys don’t put mayo in your mac and cheese?

Ridiculous. Next thing you’re gonna tell me is that you also don’t boil your steak in milk.

 

[Trav]

I agree 100% with every thing yu said except for the midwest thing im in chicago. Let rural michigan fly solo on that ok!

Bruh Chicago isn't the Midwest anymore than Miami is the deep south. Expect for the accents.

 

[Trav]

They’ve posted for days that they (Billy and staph) aren’t interested in Kirkland. Now that I know that Kirkland has been telling teams they’re out it all makes sense to me.

Maybe he puked on Billy's shoes because of the expired mayonnaise.

 

[JOE'CANE]

So if kirkland commits, kinsler is not a take?

 

[Trav]

So if kirkland commits, kinsler is not a take?

Nah I think they both are

 

[CaneFanWNY]

I read through 7 pages and still the only thing I can think about is mayo mac and cheese. A transorbital lobotomy sounds more appetizing than that FDA violation


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"If we food poison visiting prospects, they'll have no choice but to be a Gator if they want on campus medical attention!"

 

[bradtejeda]

Who would you you take if you had to choose between Kirkland and Kinsler??? Also would adding Kirkland help with Bryant at all?

I like both but if I had to choose give me Kirkland.

 

[TheOriginalCane]

It was mentioned (alluded to) on a different thread that Kinsler needs to get some classes or grades straightened out before he's good to go w/ us. Didn't seem insurmountable the way it was mentioned.

Tinilau, NOT Kinsler.

 

[Kn[]_[]ckles3o5]

• 4AM in the morning is prime time to impress recruits and close. This revealed itself in both the Ray Ray and Kirkland recruitments. Not sure if he does this with all recruits or just certain situations but clearly shows he cares more than the competition.

Also think it's a slick way for Mario to gauge a players competitiveness and dedication overall.

If the kid gets *****y bout 4am texts then he sure as **** aint going to be getting in those early workouts to be a champion.

Mario's way of saying wake TF up you got work to do...

 

[lfoliva9988]

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looks like a baby took a sh*t on a plate

 

[Canesq]

This is a crime against humanity.

C'mon man.

There’s got to be something in the Geneva Conventions that we can demand justice for this atrocity.

The Geneva Conventions of 1949 and their Additional Protocols

The Geneva Conventions and their Additional Protocols are international treaties that contain the most important rules limiting the barbarity of war. They protect people who do not take part in the fighting (civilians, medics, aid workers) and those who can no longer fight (wounded, sick and...

www.icrc.org

 

[BeCanes]

Question in general about offensive lineman? When they commit do they generally stay committed?

 

[CreativeCane]

Question in general about offensive lineman? When they commit do they generally stay committed?

MOST recruits stick once committed, they just don’t get the attention. It’s the flips/high drama kids that get the attention, so it seems flips are prevalent when they really are not as common as kids that stick.

 

[mirvin88]

Mayo in Mac is one of those lazy recipe enhancers. In theory it would cut the fat as yogurt is often used in other dishes, but the mayo stands up to the heat.

In other words, they probably used Velveeta and mayo because

 

[BeastMode]

Question in general about offensive lineman? When they commit do they generally stay committed?

Yes they typically aren’t divas like skill position players

 

[BeCanes]

Yes they typically aren’t divas like skill position players

That's good news then with the guys we are in for and hopefully get/

 

[Canesq]

Question in general about offensive lineman? When they commit do they generally stay committed?

Probably a notch below QBs.

 

[Caned Peach]

Tinilau, NOT Kinsler.

Misread that post. Thanks for the catch. Went ahead and deleted to not cause any confusion.

 

[Felonious Monk]