Payton Kirkland commits to Texass

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Yeah, I’m licking that ******* every day
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Sorry if already posted but did the staff drop him or vice versa?
Based on the attention Mario was reported to have been giving him his prior visit, it seems PKay has been playing...

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But that doesn't mean we have not moved on
 
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This ain't bout crooting no more
yeah it is, at least for me.

it's about trying to outrecruit the bust recruiter by far. Alabaga, Bulldog$hit and $uckize are lightweights compared to Leonardo DiCaprio!


and because we've been waiting too **** long to see booty gifs, I posting a few to remind us what they look like

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yeah it is, at least for me.

it's about trying to outrecruit Leonardo DiCaprio... Alabaga, Bulldog$hit and $uckize are lightweights by comparison.


and because we've been waiting too **** long to see booty gifs, I posting a few to remind us what they look like

I like to order the number 3, please. That’ll be all.
 
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I must be desperate for "upvotes" ;-)
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Click for Derek's Minions

Lara Dutta​

Adriana Lima​

Jessica Biel​

Jessica Alba​

Vida Guerra​

Tyra Banks​

Gabrielle Union​

Bridget Hall​

Jordana Brewster​

Scarlett Johansson​

Rachel Uchitel​

Vanessa Lachey (neé Minnillo)​

Joy Enriquez​

Mariah Carey​

Minka Kelly​

To me, Jeter’s list over Leo’s list.

My batting lineup:
1. Jessica Alba
2. Vida Guerra
3. Adriana Lima
4. Tyra Banks
5. Scarlett Johanson
6. Minka Kelly
7. Jessica Biel
8. Gabrielle Union
9. Hannah Davis

The rest are on the bench
 
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To me, Jeter’s list over Leo’s list.

My batting lineup:
1. Jessica Biel
2. Vida Guerra
3. Adriana Lima
4. Tyra Banks
5. Scarlett Johanson
6. Minka Kelly
7. Jessica Biel
8. Gabrielle Union
9. Hannah Davis

The rest are on the bench

I think the only fair way to decide is have a sports contest.

top 16 from each side wrestle against the top 16 from the other side.

I'm willing to settle for taking to top 4 for myself because I'm a sporting fellow.

Come to think of it, the pay per view receipts would probably be enough to pay all of the top Cane Targets' NIL costs for the next 8 years

And, of course, for the NIL the recruits would be REQUIRED to be seen ringside and in the battlers dressing rooms to earn their NIL wages.

Someone get Mario and compliance on the phone... I think we've got something here!!

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Me dos primo!!! Do you think she has had any work done or all natural?

Rhetorical question no answer needed!!!

Definitely my cup of Cafe Bustelo though!!!

One eyed snake definitely moved to an erect posture ready to strike!!!!
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Unfortunately, i did a Google image search.

it appears there was SIGNIFICANT work done to make MAX REVUELTA look like an attractive female.

From the camera angle on this picture, you can't see the "package"

You and "her" might have a snake 🐍 fight
 
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