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Hockey-gnome works as a concierge for a motel in Key West. He calls his position: "customer care specialist". His uncle owns the motel. That is why I call him concierge.
 
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Absolutely. You fooled me completely.

Consequently, since you have irrefutably denied being remotely affiliated with any hotel, in any said capacity, there can be no affiliation between you and any hotel staff member in Key West. A photograph of a random Key West-based, hotel employee would under no circumstances bear your likeness, since you definitively stated that you have never held such a position in your lifetime. According to you this is a definitive fact, correct?
 
What is all of this about? I know the hockey guy is hoping the 'CANES don't go far this year but what is this about a hotel affiliation?
 
Absolutely. You fooled me completely.

Consequently, since you have irrefutably denied being remotely affiliated with any hotel, in any said capacity, there can be no affiliation between you and any hotel staff member in Key West. A photograph of a random Key West-based, hotel employee would under no circumstances bear your likeness, since you definitively stated that you have never held such a position in your lifetime. According to you this is a definitive fact, correct?

Definitive fact. Literally can't wait to see where you're going with this.
 
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Can't wait for hockey guy's excuses on how/why we won and why the win wasn't that big of a deal and why Morris must go and why the season is over and why anyone who has had faith in this team is a loser... did I get everything? No - probably not!
 
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The best part will be is if we lose in the regionals, hockey guy will be all over Morris and the team again...
 
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The best part will be is if we lose in the regionals, hockey guy will be all over Morris and the team again...

I've been on him since 2008. Why would that change now, in the worst season of his career?

If you're NOT all over Morris, you're not a Miami fan.
 
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