OT: Paranos Tears

[423Hurricane]

Serious question @Paranos - is this little man actually capable of intercourse with this women? Like that little pencil can’t reach past all those layers and if it does it’ll get broken really quickly, no?

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I remember him saying he has the “tool” that allows him to handle the big girls.

 

[Paranos]

I don’t think he’s a big fella. I think they’re big. Have you see the P-Man? @Tad Footeball knows him and here’s a photo Tad took of him:

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Haha funny, I am actually 6'2" 300lbs half Haitian and Jamaican. Which is another reason I like big women. I like to get physical when I handle my business an let's just I am working with more than the average bear and I have found the skinner chicks don't deal well with all of that.

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[Tad Footeball]

I don’t think he’s a big fella. I think they’re big. Have you see the P-Man? @Tad Footeball knows him and here’s a photo Tad took of him:

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And this photo was taken BEFORE things got weird. To be fair, it was taken after we beat WVU in the bowl game so @Paranos and his lady were in a celebratory mood. They broke my dining room table in an act too explicit to even describe. It was solid mahogany on a concrete base.

 

[miamicanephins]

 

[mjl7atlas]

I heard @caneinorlando found one of @Paranos' girlfriend's baby teeth in the Withlacoochee River once.

You leave the Withlacochee river out of this! I grew up on Lake Rousseau and the Withlacochee. I also fight the good fight against that trash school in Gainesville on the daily. F Uof!

 

[Negro-Wan Kanobi]

You still with the wife, @Paranos?

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Income tax season is January 15th not September 1st, its too early for this

 

[Negro-Wan Kanobi]

Don't worry medical attention is on the way.

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She would beat every single girl *** on here we posted.

 

[gruntking]

Don't worry medical attention is on the way.

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Bro... you just may have excited half the members.

 

[RVACane]

Haha funny, I am actually 6'2" 300lbs half Haitian and Jamaican. Which is another reason I like big women. I like to get physical when I handle my business an let's just I am working with more than the average bear and I have found the skinner chicks don't deal well with all of that.

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That’s a lot of beef slappin, P-Man.

 

[RVACane]

In the meantime, Moar Paranos Tears!

 

[Paranos]

That’s a lot of beef slappin, P-Man.

Yes sir, which always leads to always leads to a WAP.

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[RVACane]

Yes sir, which always leads to always leads to a WAP.

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What’s a WAP? Is that like Elmer Fudd trying to say Wrap?

 

[Paranos]

What’s a WAP? Is that like Elmer Fudd trying to say Wrap?

WAP = Wet *** P#$$¥

DISCLAIMER NSFW - BUT GOD****!

Spoiler

 

[Paranos]

He says he liked them big, fit and flexible. Here you go big fella.

That is one of Brooklyn's finest right there. @Dwinstitles what you know about those Brooklyn Big Women.

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[KANE]

WAP = Wet *** P#$$¥

DISCLAIMER NSFW - BUT GOD****!

GOD**** is right!

 

[BS85]

Ah yeah that's a hard past, you crazy for even post that.
This is more my style I like them big an athletic an flexible.

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So you're telling me in an alternate ending....that Princess Leia ate Jabba the Hutt to escape?

 

[RVACane]

WAP = Wet *** P#$$¥

DISCLAIMER NSFW - BUT GOD****!

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Please put this in a spoiler. I can’t get it to work on this new format.

 

[Paranos]

Please put this in a spoiler. I can’t get it to work on this new format.

Done (your spoiler code had an extra "I", so I removed it). I did originally put the NSFW disclaimer on it.

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[canesdogo]

Ah yeah that's a hard past, you crazy for even post that.
This is more my style I like them big an athletic an flexible.

Go Canes

Paranos Little Miss "Nike top" makes a 5 lb'er look like a toothpick.............good gawd.

 

[canesdogo]

Serious question @Paranos - is this little man actually capable of intercourse with this women? Like that little pencil can’t reach past all those layers and if it does it’ll get broken really quickly, no?

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RVA that looks like a pained expression of "what the ****??????" Get me outta here.