OT: Paranos Tears

[423Hurricane]

No find a woman with breeding hips. Lets say measurements of 44DDD-38-70 that is preferably 5'9" or taller.

Go Canes

I love the DDD but not sure about the other.

 

[TheOriginalCane]

Paranos' ****...

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[gruntking]

No find a woman with breeding hips. Lets say measurements of 44DDD-38-70 that is preferably 5'9" or taller.

Go Canes

Dude... no DDD there. Come on lets post that combination.

 

[Paranos]

Dude... no DDD there. Come on lets post that combination.

Notice the the waist to hip ratio. Now that's home grown right there.

Go Cane

 

[Paranos]

Dude... no DDD there. Come on lets post that combination.

Even the shoe game is on point.

Go Canes

 

[gruntking]

Even the shoe game is on point.

Go Canes

Bro those pumps are nice, but are they gonna hold up?

 

[gruntking]

Notice the the waist to hip ratio. Now that's home grown right there.

Go Cane

Dude... you need to have an Off Topic thread all to yourself and charge Pay-per-view for those who can appreciate heifers. I'm game.

 

[superman]

Spoiler: I'm down with some thickness

 

[zeeblet01]

@Paranos , you’re derailing Gator Tears with your collection of woolly mammoths. You’re making me suffer. Now you can suffer.

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I hope you suffer through all of this lean body mass. Then you’ll know how I feel when you shamelessly spam us with cellulite.

Wow. What a **** move OP...




Bet you won't do it again

 

[RVACane]

Wow. What a **** move OP...




Bet you won't do it again

He can’t help himself

 

[JD08]

Bro those pumps are nice, but are they gonna hold up?

And if they do, will the tile?

 

[PCBcanefan]

 

[RVACane]

@CashMoneyCane this is the place to go and punish Paranos when he gets out of hand. Just know that he fights back with mass amounts of blubber.

 

[Cribby]

Notice the the waist to hip ratio. Now that's home grown right there.

Go Cane

Was she in ghostbusters ?

 

[Silver King]

That electricians tape leaves a sticky residue

 

[RVACane]

Hey @Paranos , those woolly mammoths, are hurting my stomach and making eyes bleed... I hope this burns and the suffering stays with you for a good minute Shakira Me!

 

[1LuvCane]

@CashMoneyCane this is the place to go and punish Paranos when he gets out of hand. Just know that he fights back with mass amounts of blubber.

At the beginning they were more voluptuous. Lately, my man has gone off the deep end....

 

[Silver King]

At the beginning they were more voluptuous. Lately, my man has gone off the deep end....

Big girls need loving too! Was driving down the road a little bit ago and heard Barry White coming from somewhere, turned around and here's what I saw...

 

[1LuvCane]

Hey @Paranos , those woolly mammoths, are hurting my stomach and making eyes bleed... I hope this burns and the suffering stays with you for a god minute Shakira Me!


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[1LuvCane]

Big girls need loving too! Was driving down the road a little bit ago and heard Barry White coming from somewhere, turned around and here's what I saw...

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That deep booming voice drives the gopher tortoises crazy....