we're recruiting the California Penal League (pause?) because those guys have that dog in them
Welcome back to Major League Baseball. Sort of.Irsuro Kamikaze Tanaka, formerly of the Tokyo Giants, has knocked himself out for the third time this week. Maybe in Japan that’s actually better than catching the ball. Personally, I think he’s trying to get out of the lineup.
He’ll need a rocket up his *** to catch that oneWelcome back to Major League Baseball. Sort of.
Didn’t we figure this out in another thread? His non bat signal X means no commit. We have to wait for real bat signal X.******* guy has me refreshing every 5 minutes again uh?
If that’s not Shaquille O’Neal in left, that baby’s outta hereHe’ll need a rocket up his *** to catch that one
Have that dong in them too
So credit Cerrano with an RBI, and that play could be a finalist in the Trojan-Enz Boner of the Week Award.If that’s not Shaquille O’Neal in left, that baby’s outta here
Ooooh. Major deep reference points. This puts "Elle McPherson" to shame.
Wait did someone on the staff bang his wife on the road?
Haywood swings and crushes this one toward South America. Tomlinson is gonna need a Visa to catch this one.If that’s not Shaquille O’Neal in left, that baby’s outta here