Tears Nole Tears (“Offcial”)

Texas boosters to OL recruits: here’s $50k
FSU boosters to OL recruits: here’s free pizza

You can’t make this **** up. Proverbial clown show and it’s great.
Free? The benefit is one extra pepperoni on the second large pizza. And they get to keep the box.
 
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its actually pretty good pizza. but the place isn't a franchise. is a run of the mill pizza place and bar. would be surprising if they had money for an NIL deal.
This actually seems like the original intent of NIL, local place sponsors athlete(s). Money and NIL value exchanged.

However... I love that the negotiations are still ongoing. At press time, it appears the hangup was whether or not they could afford to throw in garlic rolls as a signing bonus.
 
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I mean, at least @Peter Ariz got Freirson some leftover steaks. I hope these guys at least got some meat toppings in their contract.

@Brooklyndee :sideeyes::devilish::p
Well now we know fifth round management has taken over negotiations for semenhole Nils as well... Careful when you bait the traps sometimes you get bit. 🙊
 
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Poverty program.

Secretly smuggled video of their boosters campaigning for funds:

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