Tears Nole Tears (“Offcial”)

JamesQuall · Thursday at 9:06 PM

Felonious Monk said:
I'd rather have lobster on my piano...

@JamesQuall I'd like to request a pretrial diversion program.

Gator tears, Nole tears, and off-topic are safe spaces. But within reason.

Problem2 · Thursday at 11:06 PM

Morey161 said:
These 247 noles ******** said Bain would be worse. There is a good 5 minutes or so on their preseason predictions of them laughing like they were some elite program. It's so glorious to watch these days. Here is the link starts about the 1hr mark.

Lmao who was that sassy *** nerd in the red shirt

Buddy got so emotional lol

Lance Roffers · Thursday at 11:20 PM

Morey161 said:
These 247 noles ******** said Bain would be worse. There is a good 5 minutes or so on their preseason predictions of them laughing like they were some elite program. It's so glorious to watch these days. Here is the link starts about the 1hr mark.

"Because of how beautifully constructed this roster is, I don't see any way we can win fewer than nine games and ten is most likely. That's how thoughtful and great the pieces fit together with this team. This season is going to be so great and I can't wait."

In the HOF of all-time bad takes.

Interestingly, they were asked which players they absolutely couldn't lose and after DJU it was Darius Washington named.

Morey161 · Friday at 7:35 AM

Problem2 said:
Lmao who was that sassy *** nerd in the red shirt

Buddy got so emotional lol

On twitter it's @xsandnoles

Golsen82 · Friday at 8:10 AM

Lance Roffers said:
"Because of how beautifully constructed this roster is, I don't see any way we can win fewer than nine games and ten is most likely. That's how thoughtful and great the pieces fit together with this team. This season is going to be so great and I can't wait."

In the HOF of all-time bad takes.

Interestingly, they were asked which players they absolutely couldn't lose and after DJU it was Darius Washington named.

Florida beats miami. Guess he didn't crack up

DamnLiesAndStatistics · Friday at 10:46 AM

dk72 said:
There may be enough turnover-caused short fields to make 50 very doable unless FSU just concedes the game early on and doesn't bother trying to push the ball down field with their laughable QBs

My only concern in getting 40+ is if we go run heavy to avoid cheap shots and as a result end up shortening the game

DMCanes155 · Friday at 11:01 AM

DamnLiesAndStatistics said:
My only concern in getting 40+ is if we go run heavy to avoid cheap shots and as a result end up shortening the game

tbh I'd be good with this. I want to dominate, but care more about the season than I do about putting 70 on FSU. A dominant performance with a dominant season will set us up for success for the next few years and set FSU for failure for the next few

DamnLiesAndStatistics · Friday at 11:19 AM

dk72 said:
Nah. I want them to keep getting beat down and have to keep hiring more trash coaches who will in turn get beat down....and the cycle keeps going as neither school can afford to do better thanks to the giant buyouts they have accumulated.

And keep eating dog ****, dont forget, that's become a tradition at this point

hesskilla · Friday at 12:09 PM

Mikep · Friday at 12:27 PM

TheOriginalCane said:
The fish rots from the head.

PRISON MIKE IS SUCH A *****.

And we wonder why the F$U fanbase continues to whine about THE SNUB...

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So all those transfers and recruiting class he brought in were victimized by the snub too?

K-TownCane21 · Friday at 12:48 PM

If im Mario im telling the team we arent suiting up a punter for this weekend.

Madabs · Friday at 1:01 PM

K-TownCane21 said:
If im Mario im telling the team we arent suiting up a punter for this weekend.

The Punter and Kicker are the only ones that do anything on that team. 35 out of their 108 points scored have been by Fitzgerald

DTP · Friday at 1:15 PM

SCarolina Ibis said:
Just read this on Fox Sports.

There have been three instances in the Florida State-Miami rivalry in which the home team was favored by at least 20 points.

The home team won all three by a combined margin of 129-31, with none being fewer than 24 points.

This series has had its share of blowouts. Tomorrow we add to that tradition

SCarolina Ibis · Friday at 1:23 PM

DTP said:
This series has had its share of blowouts. Tomorrow we add to that tradition

Definitely. I think they'll quit and it gets out of hand early. Way too many 1 year rentals on that 1-6 roster for them to care about it being a rivalry game.

305407cane · Friday at 1:27 PM

Their offense is bad on a biblical level. Dan penos looks like the greatest show on turf compared to these bozos.

And enough with the Memphis mike. That’s an insult to Memphis. Who beat fspoo.

Qb guru tho