Tears Nole Tears (“Offcial”)

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Why is the kicker throwing up the W's?
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ESPN wrote a Tears article for us...


Lots of good stuff here but here are a few of my favorites:

Florida State's win percentage has fallen by 82.9 percentage points at the moment, from 0.929 to 0.100. In the history of top-division college football, there have been 14,788 teams; only three have had their win percentage fall by more than that, and two played during World War I: 1917 Colorado State (from 6-0-1 to 0-7-1), 1919 Colorado Mines (from 4-0 to 0-4-2) and 2012 Southern Miss (from 12-2 to 0-12). The Seminoles are likely to finish 2-10, beating Charleston Southern this coming weekend and then losing to rival Florida. Those results would drop them to merely the eighth-largest win percentage collapse ever, behind four more teams from 1950 or earlier.

If you prefer advanced stats, FSU has also cratered by that measure: The Seminoles finished ninth in SP+ last season but are currently 92nd. In terms of percentile ratings, they've fallen from 94.1% to 33.0%. Granted, there's still a sliver of friendly preseason projections impacting the current ratings, so the Noles could fall even further over the last couple of games, but that 61.1% drop is still the 40th largest on record and the fourth largest of the 2000s behind 2018 Louisville (from 87.8% to 15.1%), 2012 Southern Miss (from 73.1% to 4.5%) and 2009 Ball State (from 75.6% to 12.5%).

Florida State probably isn't going to be this horrendously awful for long, in other words. It was almost impossible for this to happen once -- this genuinely is one of the greatest collapses this very old sport has ever seen -- and it probably won't happen again. But the odds of a full rebound under Norvell aren't great either.
 
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FSU should win...and the transitive property doesnt work.

But just for fun CSU beat a ranked FCS team, almost beat a second ranked team and FSU is a decent Cal FG kicker away from being 0-fer.

Stranger things have happened.
Apparently Mike Norvell agrees.

Mike Norvell on FSU's upcoming game against 1-9 FCS Charleston Southern:

"We’ve got to play our best game:”
 
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Solomon Thomas and Kevin Wynn are flipping. I really dont know what FSU's plan is this offseason portal guys are known to be like 1.5-2x more expensive than recruits.
 
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