Tears Nole Tears (“Offcial”)

[Macca]

Jarvis Brownlee doesn't get out of bed for less than $200...

Jarvis Evangelista

 

[canecrazy23]

Jarvis Evangelista

 

[SWFLHurricane]

But I thought they had the pizza party deal??? And the one where all their fans were going to sign up for the monthly donation subscription?? Those fall through?? Lmao

They fell through the Pizza Boxes....

 

[JD08]

for $150 is it worth the time?

How much of a time commitment?

 

[oso4lyf]

I've read on the twitter that they have plaers "holding out" of spring practise because of lack of NIL deals

 

[TheOriginalCane]

I've read on the twitter that they have plaers "holding out" of spring practise because of lack of NIL deals

At least one. Maybe more.

 

[itsacanething]

Guy couldn’t even show to a boys and girls club and get paid?

shouldn't need to get paid to show up to a boys and girls club. that falls under the community service department.

 

[TheOriginalCane]

shouldn't need to get paid to show up to a boys and girls club. that falls under the community service department.

Careful, I think "community service" means something different in Tallahassee...

 

[Cryptical Envelopment]

EPIC , the owner here catches me every single time I use any of these .

It’s gets so bad he says stay at your desk I’m coming down and I get and educated on these.

I’m as bad as it gets with this , I get better then relapse so there you have it

I believe you.

 

[atlcane72]

y'all get a load of this new "feature" for recruits when they go to FSU...I can't even.

FSU Dumpster Fire

www.canesinsight.com

You can’t make this shìt up

 

[Cryptical Envelopment]

Feel free to copy and post laughable tidbits, irrational musings, pipe dream predictions, and overall illiterate banter from our rape apologist rivals from up North.

A few tears were certainly shed over the weekend:

1. James Cook showed up to the Rivals 5 star challenge wearing a University of Georgia sweatshirt. Most likely is it a typical Cuck-type troll but it sure has brought a few misty tears to the Nole boards as Cook said the Bulldogs are a real player for his services

2. Warchant claiming/praying that Scaife is a soft Miami commitment after his dominate performance the the Rivals 5 star challenge and that his dream school is FSU...he is really hoping for an offer...and if they do he will certainly flip to FSU. So many tear worthy moments in the Scaife/Warchant fake news post

I know there are numerous undercover Nole superfans (Blackvern, etc) on here so this thread may offend some of the lesser men who frequent CIS...don't care. Let us real Cane fans guzzle as many glasses of Nole tears as possible.

Epilogue:

Cook went to UGA.

Scaife is a Cane.

Blackvern still a Nole superfan.

Fin.

 

[kryptonite]

y'all get a load of this new "feature" for recruits when they go to FSU...I can't even.

FSU Dumpster Fire

www.canesinsight.com

al golden's gonna be ****ed when he finds out they stole his idea. Next they'll be using ***** gauntlets at practice.

 

[kryptonite]

FSU already has trouble funding new toilets. Now they have to worry about more toilets? Except this time, it uses social media. Tough times in trailerhasse.

Toilets? You think they're in the market for f*cking toilets? They're trying to scrape together enough money to get a few hollowed-out logs to use as **** troughs. I've added a picture so you guys can see what I mean. Well, except for the running water, they don't have enough cash for that.

 

[GojiraCane]

FSU bathroom renovations will probably end up looking like this...

 

[TheOriginalCane]

FSU bathroom renovations will probably end up looking like this...

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That's a lot of SemenHole sword-fighting...

 

[SWFLHurricane]

That's a lot of SemenHole sword-fighting...

You mean "Thimble" fighting...

 

[DC3]

Can’t make this **** up. Rumors going around that Brownlee is holding out of spring because he hasn’t gotten a NIL Deal yet.

Didn’t read the posts 3 pages back but still stands.

FSU is trash

 

[FromDeeeeep]

Wiggins got you too.

 

[LokiCane]

 

[GojiraCane]

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Miami became the first team to have a player sign an NIL.

Meanwhile Florida State becomes the first team to have a player hold out over an NIL.