Tears Nole Tears (“Offcial”)

[DC3]

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This and the other posts reminds me of how Brock used to rationalize us like 2 years back

 

[RozayCane]

 

[The Real Kirk Lazarus]

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So every player on their team will be an elite blue chip? Are they confusing their roster with Alabama's roster???

 

[No_Fly_Zone]

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Strong.

 

[Canes Legacy]

Honest to god:

Notre Dame - L

JMU - W

Wake Forest - toss up (If Wake is senior laden....probably an L)

Louisville - L

Syracuse - W

UNC - L

UMASS - W

Clemson - L (does Dabo go over our 52?)

NC State - L

Miami - L

Boston College - Toss Up

UF - L

Reading that board I really wonder how good the recruiting looks after that season. Trying to be as objective as possible.

Only thing that sucks this year is we play them late so the optimism coming from them will be long gone. But I guess it’s fun kicking them while they’re down.

 

[Canes2082]

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[Zbrod95]

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“Do I do mushrooms? I think YES”

 

[561Cane]

Let the school of girls, FSU, fail…love it!

 

[OriginalCanesCanesCanes]

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Well, your name is Odysseus, and this clown hacked out a screed as epically long as The Odyssey itself. All to try to convince himself that the holes will be NC caliber in just two years.

That’s about as likely is me curling up and reading The Odyssey tonight before bed

 

[shoeless]

They thought they were winning a title in 2020 with Willie and their QB was supposed to be D’eriq King.

 

[DTP]

That dude makes the 15-0 guy look like a mope.

 

[JG14]

Going from your coach purposely cancelling games to stop from getting embarrassed to winning a NC in 2 years is an impressive day dream

 

[d--1]

They don't realize how hard it is to build a program from ground zero where they are at now. They are about 2 years away from being 2 years away at best.

and that's if they hit a homerun on every player/coach evaluation in the next two years. We're at peak Nole delusion right now. Happens every off-season.

 

[dantheman349]

Only thing that sucks this year is we play them late so the optimism coming from them will be long gone. But I guess it’s fun kicking them while they’re down.

No were not kicking them. were going to rip their throat out.

 

[TheEye]

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This meme never gets old

 

[UMinati]

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Obviously going through withdrawals from running out of adrenochrome.

 

[TheOriginalCane]

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Greatest Accomplishments of the Mike Norvell Era (a/k/a Why Norvell is the Second-Greatest F$U Corch Ever, and Bobby is worried about losing his #1 spot):

1. Got a recruit to say that MAYBE he will throw an official visit to F$U during the season
2. Got a couple of Alabama fans to mention him in a thread (without obvious laughter)
3. Drove a slingshot without wrecking it (as far as we know)
4. Immortalized "Play That Funky Music White Boy"
5. Allowed an assistant coach to immortalize "Barbara Ann" for recruiting purposes

 

[Midlo Cane Fan]

Greatest Accomplishments of the Mike Norvell Era (a/k/a Why Norvell is the Second-Greatest F$U Corch Ever, and Bobby is worried about losing his #1 spot):

1. Got a recruit to say that MAYBE he will throw an official visit to F$U during the season
2. Got a couple of Alabama fans to mention him in a thread (without obvious laughter)
3. Drove a slingshot without wrecking it (as far as we know)
4. Immortalized "Play That Funky Music White Boy"
5. Allowed an assistant coach to immortalize "Barbara Ann" for recruiting purposes

PTFMWB would have much funnier if he would have worn a cornrows wig.

 

[TheOriginalCane]

the number of their fans that is confident that they’re gonna beat us is staggering. I mean, we are much the same team we were last year, and we beat them by 50. Did they improve their offense by 50 points per game?

Apparently, Joke Campbell Stadium is worth 49 points...

 

[TheOriginalCane]

I have a few Nole friends who think they'll be a little improved but are essentially just hoping to get to 6 wins and a bowl game but admit going 5-7 or worse is a realistic possibility.

One of them said he thinks Norvell is a stop gap for the next 2 seasons and then theyll part ways or fire him. The fans want Deion Sanders but someone he knows and trusts up high says the boosters are very leery of hiring him

Yeah, if F$U hires Neon Deion, the APR rate goes to zero-point-zero and the price of gold at Tallahassee pawn shops will skyrocket...