Tears Nole Tears (“Offcial”)

[OriginalCanesCanesCanes]

This is a wild thing to tweet about your quarterback that just entered the portal, don’t know if it was posted already.

Those tight white boy cornrows must’ve affected the speech and intelligence centers in his brain.

It’s the only explanation for this meaningless word salad from Prison Mike.

 

[DoctorKrazey]

Dontavious Jackson

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I still like us vs UGA Merry Christmas


8:57 PM · Dec 25, 2023 from Houston, TX
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DJ must have been hittin the pipe early on Christmas morn’.

 

[Gru]

Solid tampering by Deion

 

[Clwtrdan]

https://mikefarrellsports.com/featured/florida-state-has-no-shot-at-getting-out-of-acc-law-will-not-protect-a-party-from-a-bad-deal

 

[TrumpyCane]

 

[305407cane]

So Tate was Alex Moran?

 

[shoeless]

But I was told Tate was coming back for the playoffs so they should be in it because he’s so good. But wait…their head coach is still looking in the portal for a QB rather than this guy who has been in the system for 4 years? So the head coach doesn’t even think he was good enough? That’s impossible. FSU Twitter told me otherwise.

 

[FL Cane]

Unless Mike raids the portal again they’re gonna be TCU 2.0. 5-7/6/6 team next year.

 

[Cajuncane]

Him and Cornrolls Mike been eating a dictionary together and spitting out whatever senseless words in the order of what they throw up ? This is another garbled mess of words this old man could use help deciphering…

 

[TheOriginalCane]

They likely pivot for De Laura

Pretty soon, the SemenHoles will have to pivot for Dr. Laura...

 

[Dwinstitles]

Not like this. Even with our sites, they worst you usually get is "it was mutual on both parties". When Colbie and Chaney dip out, I dont believe Gaby or any other cane site, **** on them on the way out. It sucked, but I think the majority were wishing the player good luck.

Ok maybe I lied, TVD caught **** on the way out. Lol. He earned most of it.

If jags want to leave and u have better options I’m fine with that. My corpse is a better option than TVD

 

[TheOriginalCane]

Followed by Charley de Warde and Christophe Von Weinkel

Christophe "Rip" Von Weinkel...

 

[TriStarCane]

Unless Mike raids the portal again they’re gonna be TCU 2.0. 5-7/6/6 team next year.

I don’t think there is enough quality this year to bounce back though. Not with what they lost. It’s the down side of portal roster building. It reminds me of Michigan St a few years ago

 

[PIPO]

Pretty soon, the SemenHoles will have to pivot for Dr. Laura...

Now with the Howard news, De Laura or Dr. Laura make sense for USC, staying out west.

 

[N25.45W81.21]

This is a wild thing to tweet about your quarterback that just entered the portal, don’t know if it was posted already.

It would appear that the master shoulder-nougeying, quarterback-whisperer used up all his cornrow developer magic on JTrav. After 4 years under the Jedi-esque tutelage of Magic Mike, poor Tater Toddemaker finds himself sidelined to peep the QB Portal Peepshow of Talent developed elsewhere..

The legend of Magic Mike’s QD development wizardry grows only more legendary with each bolting back-up.

 

[bdcane4eva]

from 13-0 "we winnin a natty this year" to THE laughing stock of CFB with EVERYONE runnin for the door.
thank you Santa

 

[TheOriginalCane]

from 13-0 "we winnin a natty this year" to THE laughing stock of CFB with EVERYONE runnin for the door.
thank you Santa

Who had the worse December, The Gator or The SemenHoles?

 

[SpikeUM]

 

[TheOriginalCane]

 

[Dwinstitles]

from 13-0 "we winnin a natty this year" to THE laughing stock of CFB with EVERYONE runnin for the door.
thank you Santa

Couldn’t have wrote a better script. Imagine telling a cane fan before the season fsu goes 13-0 we would have lost it. But it was actually perfect to go underfeated and watch these tears flow.