Tears Nole Tears (“Offcial”)

[PIPO]

@IndayArtHauz - thoughts?!?!?? 5 part plan dude

 

[561Cane]

Noles suck..period. So let’s stop denying, making excuses.

 

[Calicane02]

@IndayArtHauz - thoughts?!?!?? 5 part plan dude

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.....Wut?

 

[OriginalCanesCanesCanes]

@IndayArtHauz - thoughts?!?!?? 5 part plan dude

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This is one of those “hey look at me, I googled some big words“ type of douche bag.

 

[TheOriginalCane]

This is one of those “hey look at me, I googled some big words“ type of douche bag.

I mean...I have to give the guy credit. His screen name is a reference to a part of the Income Tax Code that relates to foreign income earned by a CFC (controlled foreign corporation).

I'm not sure if people remember that one F$U poster from about 15 years ago (Rivals/warchant), he was a lawyer who worked at Emory Law School. He really liked big words and dense reference-heavy posts. COULD be him...

 

[kryptonite]

He won 10+ games twice in 4 years at Memphis. You don’t do that if you’re completely clueless. And FSU was definitely better in 2021 than 2020, although how could they have been worse? And they were still garbage. Cornrow Mike can coach. There’s no doubt. But coaching doesn’t do much for you if you’re at a talent disadvantage. And he can’t recruit a lick. Also “coaching” goes beyond the field. A huge part of it is assembling a staff. He seems to be poor at that as well. So he can’t recruit, he assembled a staff who sucks at it too, his program doesn’t seem to be overly competitive from an NIL/monetary standpoint….but he’s a pretty good actual football coach. Roll that up and, well, best of luck lol

So you’re saying that coaching involves what you do on-field, assembling a staff, and recruiting. Fair enough. You also say he’s good on-field, but sucks at the other two. He’s doing 1/3 of his job. That’s got to be considered below average.

 

[kryptonite]

Can't even afford new hats.

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Looks like it shrank after being dunked in a urinal. Must have been at an away game.

 

[PIPO]

The Semenholes in a big recruiting battle here with Eastern Michigan, Georgia Southern, Middle Tenn & UAB for a receiver.

 

[TheOriginalCane]

The Semenholes in a big recruiting battle here with Eastern Michigan, Georgia Southern, Middle Tenn & UAB for a receiver.

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"He shared what set the SemenHoles apart from others."

THEY WERE MY ONLY POWER FIVE OFFER.

 

[305407cane]

The Semenholes in a big recruiting battle here with Eastern Michigan, Georgia Southern, Middle Tenn & UAB for a receiver.

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Holy cow the jokes wrote themselves on this one

 

[PineCo.]

"He shared what set the SemenHoles apart from others."

THEY WERE MY ONLY POWER FIVE OFFER.

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This made me choke on my water hahaha

 

[GojiraCane]

Let this be the theme to a montage of FSU recruitment. 0:17 in and beyond.

 

[GojiraCane]

Every time "FSU Eliminated" comes up I am thinking of this finisher:

 

[Damiencane86]

Let this be the theme to a montage of FSU recruitment. 0:17 in and beyond.

Underrated tag team

 

[TheOriginalCane]

If you really think about it...even my avatar picture involves F$U and elimination...

 

[OriginalCanesCanesCanes]

Gentlemen, just let this sink in, FSU is in a dog fight to wrestle away DeAndre Buchanan from:

Eastern Michigan
Georgia Southern
Middle Tennessee
UAB
and
Western Kentucky

Again, let that sink in. And remember we are in May, about six months away from early signing and about eight months away from regular signing day.

You could maybe slightly possibly see it as a last minute addition after the second signing day to fill out the roster in an area of need, but early in the process, this is who they’re relegated to.

If you’re an FSU fan, this has to be your reaction:

 

[PIPO]

The last installment- “Mims and Semenholes rejection.”

Warchant was right when it needed to be:

Biggest piece of sh*t on that board below. Eat it Foreverswallows:

Dance off!!!!!!

Let’s end it right here. Drink up, you thirsty animals!!!!

Thank you, Gov. DeSantis for NIL:

 

[LokiCane]

 

[RozayCane]

 

[TrumpyCane]