Tears Nole Tears (“Offcial”)

[kryptonite]

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“PAUSE”

Ahhh...so this is how we're getting around the fact Flacid Spear isn't an actual business. We're paying you to promote our "company" that doesn't do anything except pay players to promote it. Right, and Ruiz is the bad guy in all this.

 

[kryptonite]

Premium seats double as urinals. They’re still working on securing the additional funding for toilet paper. Perhaps a Quilted Norman Platinum Package.

Woah, slow your roll there. Let's see if we can get them some single-ply first, then we can maybe discuss quilted.

 

[kryptonite]

Who’s “investing” in their program, outside of the state and our tax dollars?

 

[Munderwood]

They have lost the will to live.

Please, PLEASE for the love of country @TrumpyCane can you do your work on this tweet????

 

[Zombie-Cane]

They have lost the will to live.

I had a bad case of loser denial myself. Until the lacrosse team stuck a parking cone up my ***.

 

[TheOriginalCane]

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So they turned the tomahawk into a fun Gummi shape?

 

[Negro-Wan Kanobi]

I'm sure the NIL deals are better in Manhattan, Kansas than in Tallahassee.

Believe it or not....

I can speak on this since I live in Misery and Aggieville/Manhattan isn't that far away (1 1/2hr drive for me, 2 to 2 1/2 when troopers are out)

 

[Negro-Wan Kanobi]

You mean McDowell's

When you think of garbage think of Florida State!

 

[kryptonite]

So they turned the tomahawk into a fun Gummi shape?

Fun? No, I think you misunderstand. See, it's a weapon wielded by a white guy in red-face, so it's scary. But in gummy form, but still scary. Ya know, "fear the spear" and all that? So yeah, soft chewy candy, but really really frightening. And sweet.

 

[canecrazy23]

Fun? No, I think you misunderstand. See, it's a weapon wielded by a white guy in red-face, so it's scary. But in gummy form, but still scary. Ya know, "fear the spear" and all that? So yeah, soft chewy candy, but really really frightening. And sweet.

Sounds like their OL

 

[HTXCane]

Ahhh...so this is how we're getting around the fact Flacid Spear isn't an actual business. We're paying you to promote our "company" that doesn't do anything except pay players to promote it. Right, and Ruiz is the bad guy in all this.

That's how all these collectives work. The player is suppose to show up at charity events around the community. Still not a real business.

 

[Torocane]

So they turned the tomahawk into a fun Gummi shape?

I'm shocked they didn't turn the image of MLK into a Gummi shape lol

 

[EB1177]

I had No idea that TVD has been in our program for over 3 years. WTF?! But then again dealing with numbers has always been a shortcoming for most fsu grads.

that **** fsWHO edumacation mane!!! the GIFT that just…..NEVER GIVES YOU ANYTHING!!!

 

[EB1177]

I want a loss so severe that it sets the program back decades (Syracuse and Washington, 2001). I want FSU boosters questioning the wisdom of continuing to invest in the program.

….and CONTINUE doing it to them for infinity

 

[TheOriginalCane]

I'm shocked they didn't turn the image of MLK into a Gummi shape lol

This would be a tasty gummi...

 

[CaneTheGaytors]

I predict that the F$U “Collective” will be one of the first to fall under the new planned NCAA NIL bylaws. NIL is supposed to be run the way that Ruiz is doing it, with a legit business signing athletes to name, image and likeness deals for the purposes of growing a business through advertising.

F$U is one of the best examples of what Ruiz was referring to. You can’t just have fans donate to pay players. That is the very definition of pay-for-play.

 

[RozayCane]

 

[JG14]

They are probably begging the spanx girl for another check at this point

 

[grover]

I wasn't joking when I wrote I think FSU is headed to G5. No one with ties to the Noles is going to put NIL money into this roster, especially given their staff and their sports admin incompetence. There was never enough money to go around in the first place, or Jimbo would have stayed. Now it's headed off the cliff.

I could see UCF being a B player (more so than FSU) given the size of their alumni base, assuming these collectives are even able to function legally.

 

[PIPO]