Tears Nole Tears (“Offcial”)

[Canes Legacy]

@TrumpyCane you can probably have some fun with this one.

 

[JamesQuall]

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What in the Tourrette's spastic epileptic don't tase me bro ever-loving **** was that???

 

[DTP]

@TrumpyCane you can probably have some fun with this one.

I mean I’m all for moving the FSU band out of the stadium. I don’t want to hear that same tomahawk song 60,000 times a game

 

[Canes2082]

 

[Yoyo423]

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Jordan is selling gummy bears and this RB has a deal with Lamborghini ..

 

[GojiraCane]

I mean I’m all for moving the FSU band out of the stadium. I don’t want to hear that same tomahawk song 60,000 times a game

They could save money by taking that single, frayed audio wire, hooking it up to that dinged up boom box that they found in the basement, and play a cassette recording of the war chant. They just need to remember to rewind it every 45 minutes.

As for these deluxe seats with backs, does the price include admission to the stadium’s toilet? Or do these luxury seats double as portapotties?

 

[canenok]

Jordan is selling gummy bears and this RB has a deal with Lamborghini ..

You know you’re a broke program when the starting QB of a once proud program NIL deal is selling gummy bears. Peddling them on twitter at that. Contrast that to our QB’s deal with BMW. Just embarrassing.

 

[NC_Canes_11]

One of the primary products is "other charities". Flaccid Spear pays F$U athletes to go to Boys Club and Girls Club events.

So you’re saying they are giving money to players to visit kids, who have no idea who they are, instead of just donating the money to those charities?

But according to them, Ruiz is the fraud. Yea ok.

 

[JG14]

One of the primary products is "other charities". Flaccid Spear pays F$U athletes to go to Boys Club and Girls Club events.

Sandusky would've volunteered to go to these events

 

[TheOriginalCane]

They could save money by taking that single, frayed audio wire, hooking it up to that dinged up boom box that they found in the basement, and play a cassette recording of the war chant. They just need to remember to rewind it every 45 minutes.

As for these deluxe seats with backs, does the price include admission to the stadium’s toilet? Or do these luxury seats double as portapotties?

New F$U chairback seats:

 

[TheOriginalCane]

So you’re saying they are giving money to players to visit kids, who have no idea who they are, instead of just donating the money to those charities?

But according to them, Ruiz is the fraud. Yea ok.

Yes, it was alluded to by the former F$U player who said F$U had no NIL deals.

Kid was trying to build his brand by working with big corporations, and all Flaccid Spear wanted to do was pay him to show up at Boys Club and Girls Club events in Leon County.

 

[Ajcane8]

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[Confidence1000]

Sandusky would've volunteered to go to these events

I’m laughing but it’s definitely not funny

 

[Confidence1000]

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This is **** here! Who managed to pull this off

 

[Empirical Cane]

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I'm sorry, i just couldn't get through this porst with a straight face.

 

[LokiCane]

 

[TheOriginalCane]

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I'm sorry, i just couldn't get through this porst with a straight face.

I see that Tallahassee is a big market for that crack-oxycontin-fentanyl blend...

 

[TheOriginalCane]

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So he didn't have enough money for a bus ticket out of town?

 

[JG14]

So he didn't have enough money for a bus ticket out of town?

Gummy commissions are well below forecast

 

[KANE]

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Even the Semenholes have their version of @Go Canes!!

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