Tears Nole Tears (“Offcial”)

[OldhamA]

Got texts this AM from my UF brother at 7 and my FSU brother at 7:30.

Basically the same message.

"Is it true John Ruiz is tied to Nevin Shapiro? I hear folks at ESPN and Yahoo gonna start digging in pretty quick. Y'all better watch what you're doing down there."



Yeah, we done rattled their cages.

What a great day to be a Miami Hurricane!

Man, it must suck being an only child. My condolences.

 

[TheOriginalCane]

Man, it must suck being an only child. My condolences.

He wasn't an only child last night, but he is this morning...

 

[GojiraCane]

They’re just shook…

Let’s say this is true though wouldn’t shock me. Yahoo tried to take us down 10 years ago and failed… ESPN is in bed with the SEC and we’re now a massive threat.

Funny how they’ve never dug into anyone else…

Question is...why isn't USC a threat? They're almost as likely to be in the CFB in the years to come as Miami the way that things are setting up there. Or is it Miami is more of a direct threat to acquire talent.

 

[GojiraCane]

They’re just shook…

Let’s say this is true though wouldn’t shock me. Yahoo tried to take us down 10 years ago and failed… ESPN is in bed with the SEC and we’re now a massive threat.

Funny how they’ve never dug into anyone else…

Where was the investigation into Dee Liner?
bleacherreport.com/articles/1719834-posing-with-a-wad-of-cash-probably-not-the-best-move-for-alabama-frosh-dee-liner

Where was the investigation to a major college football program's coach leasing cars to his own players?

midget nick saban recruiting practices - is this true?

midget nick saban recruiting practices - is this true? - I just found this on internet: Let’s start with the obvious. In recent years, the Tide have given “benef

www.tigerdroppings.com

 

[IndayArtHauz]

Lubie has the same “blink twice” ransom note style of posting as Ferman.

 

[dk72]

Question is...why isn't USC a threat? They're almost as likely to be in the CFB in the years to come as Miami the way that things are setting up there. Or is it Miami is more of a direct threat to acquire talent.

We are in more direct competition with SEC schools for recruits from the SE.

 

[JG14]

Pretty sure lubie got his nickname from working on set as a fluffer for that **** star fan of theirs.

 

[OriginalCanesCanesCanes]

Lubie has the same “blink twice” ransom note style of posting as Ferman.

Look, if you can just explain that second sentence to me, you can do a lot towards removing the mental irritation that I’m experiencing right now. Because I can’t make heads or tails of it. I’ve tried reading it frontwards, backwards from the middle, to the side, none of it makes any sense. Can you help me out here?

 

[JG13]

Pretty sure lubie got his nickname from working on set as a fluffer for that **** star fan of theirs.

 

[mirvin88]

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Nothing they have is luxury and they literally had a player sit out because of their trash NIL capacity.

 

[IndayArtHauz]

Look, if you can just explain that second sentence to me, you can do a lot towards removing the mental irritation that I’m experiencing right now. Because I can’t make heads or tails of it. I’ve tried reading it frontwards, backwards from the middle, to the side, none of it makes any sense. Can you help me out here?

My best guess as a flagrant fat fingerer is “Who said we don’t have any money”

 

[No_Fly_Zone]

A quick spellcheck can confirm he did indeed graduate from FSU.

Grown a$$ man can’t even spell locker room lol.

As bad as his spelling is, can we be certain his nickname isn't actually "Lubed"? I mean, that would make a lot of sense....

 

[CBurrr93]

6th in their DT rotation lmfao. These fans live in fantasy world. They can’t be real humans

 

[aelmiami]

 

[CaneIsland]

Lol gummies

 

[AUcane]

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LOL this man talkin bout gummies and our guys are riding around new chargers.

Like Uncle Richard on twitter says.."getcha money up not ur funny up."

 

[pacusmc]

Cigarette boats > gummies

 

[Negro-Wan Kanobi]

Gummies???

Guess so they can get high off of delusions.

 

[DTP]

FSU’s starting DT's combined for 67 tackles 9TFLs and 2.5 sacks

They are absolutely loaded.

Just for giggles, I wanted to compare FSU's dream team of DTs to our group.

Our returning leaders for the position, Jordan Miller and Leonard Taylor combined for 40 tackles 13TFL and 3.5 sacks. Keep in mind that neither of these guys were starters and Taylor only played in 6 games.

 

[Cryptical Envelopment]

Lol gummies