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d--1 said:
Hey guys, I know you all (like myself), watched at least highlights of the FSU Spring game and probably thought they looked terrible. Warchant crew is here to tell us once again, as they've told us so many times, that our eyes have once again deceived us. Turns out ....

1. The passing game wasn't really that bad, it was just windy

2. The WRs and T. Rodemaker really did look good in the Spring, just not in the Spring game. You may have never seen it in the Spring game, or really any other games for that matter, but trust them, these guys are good.

3. Oh and also, the coaches tend to blow the whistles early whenever J. Travis is leading a drive b/c they're being extra cautious with him and don't want him injured. If these practices were real games, Travis would be making a lot more plays and extending drives that were cut short in the Spring due to early whistles.


So just remember, don't believe everything you hear, I mean don't believe everything you SEE, FSU is actually good. Tape apparently lies all the time, contrary to popular option.


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Some interesting notes:

1. The wind blew hard on every one of the F$U incompletions and interceptions. Curiously, the wind completely died down whenever F$U completed a pass.

2. You know, Prison Mike Norvell has the entire F$U program buttoned down, he is super-organized and a great leader of men. Except when it comes to organizing a non-****e-show Spring Game that will be nationally televised, then he makes the mental error of opening the game with 2-point conversion drills and special teams drills.

3. The F$U players were fantastic for 14 out of 15 spring practices, and only **** the bed for this one day, because they were nervous about playing in front of fans and being televised. You understand.

4. The F$U defense was really really really good, even though their 4 best players were out and they were getting cheap sacks every time they were within "eight square miles" of the QB (that's an actual quote) and even though they gave up multiple 18 yard runs to an injured transfer running back.

5. Pittman is a really good WR because even though all of the throws were short and all of his yardage was YAC, he put his head down and bullied this "Top 20 to Top 25" defense. Nobody has ever been more impressed with a 4 yard run than what you saw out of Pittman on Saturday.

6. I mean, nobody was really keeping score, even though they counted touchdowns and attempted extra points. But nobody knows the score and nobody cares about the score. Which is really good prep for actual F$U games, where nobody really cares then either, they just want to participate.

7. Strong denial of the rumor that the F$U defense was forced to allow the F$U offense to score, just so Gene ****erhoff could say "Touchdown, SemenHoles" one more time in his overrated career.
 
GojiraCane said:
From their perspective...if only they had spent what Jimbo wanted. It’s a lot harder to get something rebuilt from a dumpster fire with years of bad play and bad press than to invest properly and keep a good thing going.

Miami is spending greatly now to catch up and get back into the lead, but a turnaround will not be overnight. Furthermore we have to overspend to overcome our own underperformance. How much more will FSU need when they finally decide to get serious?
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And keep in mind we never had 4 consecutive losing seasons. With what very well could be a 5th on the way. We also had a proclivity for hiring on the cheap, but we were never straight up broke like their AD.














I love it.
 
TheOriginalCane said:
Some interesting notes:

1. The wind blew hard on every one of the F$U incompletions and interceptions. Curiously, the wind completely died down whenever F$U completed a pass.

2. You know, Prison Mike Norvell has the entire F$U program buttoned down, he is super-organized and a great leader of men. Except when it comes to organizing a non-****e-show Spring Game that will be nationally televised, then he makes the mental error of opening the game with 2-point conversion drills and special teams drills.

3. The F$U players were fantastic for 14 out of 15 spring practices, and only **** the bed for this one day, because they were nervous about playing in front of fans and being televised. You understand.

4. The F$U defense was really really really good, even though their 4 best players were out and they were getting cheap sacks every time they were within "eight square miles" of the QB (that's an actual quote) and even though they gave up multiple 18 yard runs to an injured transfer running back.

5. Pittman is a really good WR because even though all of the throws were short and all of his yardage was YAC, he put his head down and bullied this "Top 20 to Top 25" defense. Nobody has ever been more impressed with a 4 yard run than what you saw out of Pittman on Saturday.

6. I mean, nobody was really keeping score, even though they counted touchdowns and attempted extra points. But nobody knows the score and nobody cares about the score. Which is really good prep for actual F$U games, where nobody really cares then either, they just want to participate.

7. Strong denial of the rumor that the F$U defense was forced to allow the F$U offense to score, just so Gene ****erhoff could say "Touchdown, SemenHoles" one more time in his overrated career.
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The funny thing is...someone reading that might think you are exaggerating but that's basically what they said LOL
 
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