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Miami Jackson Hires Bernice the Tow Truck Lady as the new HC

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It worked for Goldie Hawn in Wildcats.

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Chris91 said:
caneaddict said:
this will not end well
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She'll file a racism or sexual harassment law suite after she get's fired. The school board will decide to settle for an undisclosed amount to avoid the legal costs. She's set for the rest of her life and retires. Somehow she'll manage to blow the money and has to rob a gas station to keep her drug habit up. She either get'a killed or ends up in prison. Either way, Overtown goes ape **** because the police over reacted to such a fine upstanding citizen.
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Chris91 : You're a piece of ****! You and yours should be on an isolated island when the napalm is dropped on you racsist white trash mother ****ers!!!
 
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Soul Segment said:
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Chris91 said:
caneaddict said:
this will not end well
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She'll file a racism or sexual harassment law suite after she get's fired. The school board will decide to settle for an undisclosed amount to avoid the legal costs. She's set for the rest of her life and retires. Somehow she'll manage to blow the money and has to rob a gas station to keep her drug habit up. She either get'a killed or ends up in prison. Either way, Overtown goes ape **** because the police over reacted to such a fine upstanding citizen.
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Chris91 : You're a piece of ****! You and yours should be on an isolated island when the napalm is dropped on you racsist white trash mother ****ers!!!
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I see your stupidity and I'll raise you with napalm. Cue the 'that escalated quickly' gifs.
 
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Anyone know her experience or lack there of? Or is everyone freaking based on her having a ******?
 
When I heard it on the radio they were saying she has been a D coordinator at a few schools. Anyone can confirm that?
 
rmcid said:
Anyone know her experience or lack there of? Or is everyone freaking based on her having a ******?
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The latter.

And they'd better not make that mistake, especially any of her players. Her *** will come out in pads and throw down a challenge to them like The Rock did in Gridiron Gang. It wouldn't end well for whatever dude on the team is talking **** about her because she's a female.

I saw the video from the Herald article...any woman that can survive getting backed over a concrete barrier of a parking garage, fall at least 1 level, then get up Undertaker style, and then smash out the driver's side window of a car to snatch the bytch out of there that backed over her...tough. as. fvck.
 
tsimonitis said:
It worked for Goldie Hawn in Wildcats.

[video=youtube;xIdGBLcVsxM]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xIdGBLcVsxM[/video]

[video=youtube;1CfnKEYAbyo]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1CfnKEYAbyo[/video]
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Yeah, but she had Wesley Snipes and Woody Harrelson on the team. A preview of Money Train.
 
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CaneScott said:
When I heard it on the radio they were saying she has been a D coordinator at a few schools. Anyone can confirm that?
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No, Luke was a DC at other area schools. She has never coached High School football. She coached flag football before though!!!
 
This is totally disrespectful to the coaches that applied for the position. She'll just be there while Luke and staff actually runs the team since Luke didn't have the credentials to be a Head Coach. Kids will not leave because of their loyalty to Liberty City and Luke.
 
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Chris91 said:
caneaddict said:
this will not end well
Click to expand...
She'll file a racism or sexual harassment law suite after she get's fired. The school board will decide to settle for an undisclosed amount to avoid the legal costs. She's set for the rest of her life and retires. Somehow she'll manage to blow the money and has to rob a gas station to keep her drug habit up. She either get'a killed or ends up in prison. Either way, Overtown goes ape **** because the police over reacted to such a fine upstanding citizen.
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Chris91 : You're a piece of ****! You and yours should be on an isolated island when the napalm is dropped on you racsist white trash mother ****ers!!!
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Your right. I meant Liberty City. My apologies to you and yours in Overtown.
 
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BroncoNation21 said:
This is totally disrespectful to the coaches that applied for the position. She'll just be there while Luke and staff actually runs the team since Luke didn't have the credentials to be a Head Coach. Kids will not leave because of their loyalty to Liberty City and Luke.
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Serious though, I say give her a fair shot at the job and see what she can do. You're assuming there may have been other applicants. I kinda doubt it although I don't have insight into the hiring process to back that up. Those kids really need all the help they can get, regardless of who ends up coaching. It's my understanding that the team has sucked for a long time against the other local competition.
 
Chris91 said:
BroncoNation21 said:
This is totally disrespectful to the coaches that applied for the position. She'll just be there while Luke and staff actually runs the team since Luke didn't have the credentials to be a Head Coach. Kids will not leave because of their loyalty to Liberty City and Luke.
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Serious though, I say give her a fair shot at the job and see what she can do. You're assuming there may have been other applicants. I kinda doubt it although I don't have insight into the hiring process to back that up. Those kids really need all the help they can get, regardless of who ends up coaching. It's my understanding that the team has sucked for a long time against the other local competition.
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I actually have the insight and know of the coaches who've actually gone on social media and said she'll be their just for show and they'll run the team. The team hasn't actually sucked but they just have yet to live up to the expectations.
 
BroncoNation21 said:
Chris91 said:
BroncoNation21 said:
This is totally disrespectful to the coaches that applied for the position. She'll just be there while Luke and staff actually runs the team since Luke didn't have the credentials to be a Head Coach. Kids will not leave because of their loyalty to Liberty City and Luke.
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Serious though, I say give her a fair shot at the job and see what she can do. You're assuming there may have been other applicants. I kinda doubt it although I don't have insight into the hiring process to back that up. Those kids really need all the help they can get, regardless of who ends up coaching. It's my understanding that the team has sucked for a long time against the other local competition.
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I actually have the insight and know of the coaches who've actually gone on social media and said she'll be their just for show and they'll run the team. The team hasn't actually sucked but they just have yet to live up to the expectations.
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If she's not adding value by driving that team to reach expectations, then she'll not last long. Parents and kids demand too much from HS sports and coaches today.
 
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