My favorites:
"The atmosphere at last Thursday's Miami spring practice was circus. Loud, brazen music filled the air. High school recruits and their coaches were loitering on and around the field. Before the barbecue lunch break, smiling linemen were comically trying to catch punts from a jug machine. Hurricane insiders have KC McDermott committing to the U. Is this another, twitter sourced, if no news, send rumors! Remember Alex Collins? The Miami staff, his brother, and his mother had Alex going to Miami. Remember Mario Cristobal? Miami legacy, grateful and enthusiastic to be coaching at the U. This is the third time around for the McDermott family in the recruiting process. Are greasy fingers all you want out of a football scholarship?"
"This one was a done deal before it started. Not a good fit from the getgo from lots I have heard. And I do not disparage KC, family, convictU, Al Golden or anybody in that. Okay I disparage convictU every chance I get. (PSST! The other Miami is a better school, and it is in the MAC!)"
