Mario the OG (GOAT)

[JamesQuall]

You all are taking ChatGPT too far. Here is what ChatGPT sent to me:

"As I sorted my laundry into color-coded piles at the local laundromat, I noticed a familiar face across the row of washing machines. None other than Florida State University Head Coach Mike Norvell, folding his Seminoles gear with an air of confidence.

Unable to resist the opportunity, I sauntered over, a mischievous grin on my face. "Coach Norvell, folding clothes? I thought you guys only folded on the football field."

He shot me a mock glare. "Well, at least we don't fold under pressure like your Hurricanes."

I chuckled, reaching for a pair of socks. "Oh, please. The only thing you guys can fold properly is laundry."

Coach Norvell fired back, "Well, at least our colors don't clash as much as that Miami turnover chain."

We went back and forth, exchanging laundry-themed insults with a surprising level of creativity. The laundromat became our battleground, and the detergent aisle our arena.

Amid the banter, a fellow patron chimed in, "Hey, keep it down, some of us are trying to fold in peace."

Coach Norvell and I looked at each other, laughed, and decided to take our rivalry to the gridiron where it belonged. As we resumed our laundry duties, we couldn't help but acknowledge the absurdity of trading insults over fabric softener and dryer sheets. Sometimes, even the fiercest football rivalries can find common ground in the most unexpected places."

This is the gayest thing I've ever read.

 

[Canestomp]

This is the gayest thing I've ever read.

Ever? Have you seen some of the post here?

***, sure--but the gayest?!

 

[JamesQuall]

Ever? Have you seen some of the post here?

***, sure--but the gayest?!

Mr Slave from South Park wasn't even that ***.

 

[Bender]

How does anyone know that "the cop" wasn't Luis? I'm sure Mario goes to dinner with his brother all the time.

the cop was... uhm... he was black.

 

[Fightinibis]

what weird people are going up to these guys while eating dinner that they dont even know. let the man eat his dinner in peace

No ****, and talking a ******* recruit? What a douchebag, if any of it is true.

 

[Dari Jabs]

No ****, and talking a ******* recruit? What a douchebag, if any of it is true.

The OP of that thread actually says Mario was pretty cool and complimentary of him lol. All the replies are weirdos tho

 

[BigDikDaddyFromCincinnati]

Nole Nation forgot to mention in his recap that he was bussing Mario's table while chatting.

 

[TheOriginalCane]

This is the gayest thing I've ever read.

So you never read a single post by NYSOM?

 

[TheOriginalCane]

the cop was... uhm... he was black.

Half-brother?

 

[Bender]

Half-brother?

unlikely

 

[JamesQuall]

So you never read a single post by NYSOM?

That’s worst part. I have.

 

[hoops156]

Half-brother?

brother from another mother

 

[crossover22[]_[]]

Wait a second! Weve won 12 games in 2 seasons and op is saying we are back????

 

[Canezum5]

Like I told yall. THIS is what we need here. You either a cane OR you dead to me...

Nah. I honor this fasho. This that off camera Mario that's much easier to like. This Dat I'm looking for.

 

[Canezum5]

Post of the year. Copypatsa? no matter.
******* kudos.
I just turned *** for you.
@NYSOM, PM me.
My premium sub was just paid for.

 

[Unsider]

I think I know what you're getting at, but... bruh. That's not a picture some of us are comfortable with

Agree. Definitely a spur of the moment bad choice, my apologies.

 

[Cover 3]

THAT NOLE IS LUCKY I WASNT THERE

 

[WndyCityCane]

Let me guess.. you had to get on a knee to ask him?

No wonder he got so upset.

 

[Yoyo82]

just some vibes on our head coach - a buddy of mine (fsu fan) saw him out at dinner tonight and asked him if thought fsu got robbed

mario responded " i dont give a f$%k about fsu"

OG - I'll run through a brick for this man ---The U is back

The only right answer....

 

[mcnaire2004]

You all are taking ChatGPT too far. Here is what ChatGPT sent to me:

"As I sorted my laundry into color-coded piles at the local laundromat, I noticed a familiar face across the row of washing machines. None other than Florida State University Head Coach Mike Norvell, folding his Seminoles gear with an air of confidence.

Unable to resist the opportunity, I sauntered over, a mischievous grin on my face. "Coach Norvell, folding clothes? I thought you guys only folded on the football field."

He shot me a mock glare. "Well, at least we don't fold under pressure like your Hurricanes."

I chuckled, reaching for a pair of socks. "Oh, please. The only thing you guys can fold properly is laundry."

Coach Norvell fired back, "Well, at least our colors don't clash as much as that Miami turnover chain."

We went back and forth, exchanging laundry-themed insults with a surprising level of creativity. The laundromat became our battleground, and the detergent aisle our arena.

Amid the banter, a fellow patron chimed in, "Hey, keep it down, some of us are trying to fold in peace."

Coach Norvell and I looked at each other, laughed, and decided to take our rivalry to the gridiron where it belonged. As we resumed our laundry duties, we couldn't help but acknowledge the absurdity of trading insults over fabric softener and dryer sheets. Sometimes, even the fiercest football rivalries can find common ground in the most unexpected places."

I can't comment my thoughts without inserting outdated insults and stereotypes that I do not agree with. Just imagined I gave an extremely cutting insult.