MARIO DOESNT GAF ABOUT SELLING HIS PLAN FOR THIS PROGRAM WEEKLY TO HELP YOU CLOWNS COPE

[Negro-Wan Kanobi]

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[CaneTheGaytors]

This is one of the worst takes I’ve ever seen on a CiS thread.

It’s not like Mario needs the fan support or anything like that, since he’s done such an outstanding job in his first year as CEO of this entire program.

Mario hasn’t done anything in his career to insulate him from the criticism which he has deservedly earned in 2022.

Every unit on the team has regressed. Our offense is setting all-time records for futility in the modern CFB era.

In what world is this thread logical? Build what? Unless he has a complete epiphany and quits being stubborn, next season we can all expect more of the same.

He can start by firing Gattis, Ponce and Feld, at minimum.

 

[miamicanephins]

Lol what schtick?? I didn’t say anything about more experience… Mario has an actual reputation of being a program builder at the Power 5 level unlike Lane who is a below average Head Coach in comparison.

What program did he build? And please don't say Oregon.

 

[CaneBear0207]

Lol you know how mentally challenged you have to be to see this team lose to MTSU and still act like a bunch of whiny ******* bc a much better Clemson team dominated us??

*****ing about a James Williams penalty!!?? Are you fckn serious!!

*****ing about the offense knowing Gattis is still the OC, the team isn’t healthy and also filled with a bunch of divas, quitters, and just Jag players that Mario is weeding out.

If Lashlee was the OC Miami would’ve scored more points and still be a 5 loss team that wasn’t winning the Coastal so STFU!!.. unlike Lane Kiffin, Mario has done this before at a real power 5 program.

Lmfaoooo Y’all want Mario to pull out a power point to breakdown how he’s holding himself accountable after every loss gtfoh you mentally weak BETAs. This program is already trending upwards bc Mario is the one in charge so Support the team and STFU

I can get on board with most of this.

 

[SWFLHurricane]

What program did he build? And please don't say Oregon.

Wtf did he build, A Pyramid of Cafecito Cups, and yanks the tablecloth from under them, hoping that they'll remain upright???

 

[JHallCanes]

Tell ‘em, Krazy. Tell ‘em.

 

[FrancisSawyer]

Exactly. *** dem PowerPoints. Mario would probably take about 8 weeks to put together a 3 slide presentation anyway. Hardest workin' man in da building!

LMAO! And just like that you have managed to brilliantly encapsulate the very root of Mario's coaching flaws. Well done sir. Well done.

 

[816Cane]

Admins, let me like OP's post 1000 times!!! LFG!

 

[NJcane55]

“back to work”

 

[JamesQuall]

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With a stop light, green means 'go' and yellow means 'slow down'.

With a banana, however, it is quite the opposite. Yellow means 'go', green means 'whoa, slow down', and red means 'where the heck did you get that banana?'

 

[Sabetta]

Whenever I sit down and business plan it immediately starts with regression in all areas.

 

[ItsAUThing.com]

Lol you know how mentally challenged you have to be to see this team lose to MTSU and still act like a bunch of whiny ******* bc a much better Clemson team dominated us??

*****ing about a James Williams penalty!!?? Are you fckn serious!!


*****ing about the offense knowing Gattis is still the OC, the team isn’t healthy and also filled with a bunch of divas, quitters, and just Jag players that Mario is weeding out.

If Lashlee was the OC Miami would’ve scored more points and still be a 5 loss team that wasn’t winning the Coastal so STFU!!.. unlike Lane Kiffin, Mario has done this before at a real power 5 program.

Lmfaoooo Y’all want Mario to pull out a power point to breakdown how he’s holding himself accountable after every loss gtfoh you mentally weak BETAs. This program is already trending upwards bc Mario is the one in charge so Support the team and STFU

Well put, albeit in quirky, GIF-heavy fashion.

Our clownshow fans do this to themselves.

Heads in the dirt after getting rolled by FSU but then oddly ****sure after beating a terrible Georgia Tech team—a miraculous defensive performance with four interceptions (including a pick-six) where the Canes weren't event turning these turnovers into touchdowns.

A true freshman quarterback running around out there showing his athleticism with his legs while unable to hit the broad side of a barn with his arm, while fans start talking about a Heisman run for him a few years from now.

M.A.S.H. unit offensive line, best running backs out injured, the same third string freshman quarterback under center (and swapped out late for an erratic second stringer) while no wide receivers are showing any consistency—and you're gobsmacked that Miami's couldn't hang with a Clemson program that just won it's 40th game at home in a row—six CFP appearances in a row until last year, 13 double-digit win seasons in a row, two national titles the past six years and a few more title game appearances—while Miami entered this season 118-85 since the 2005 Peach Bowl (an average of 7-5 every year for 16 years), on it's third head coach in five years and Mario now the Canes fifth head coach since the Tigers promoted Dabo in 2009.

Some of y'all need serious help f you're going to beat this Cristobal drum week in and week out, year one, when this program has been an abortion since most kids on this team were even alive.

Side note, Kiffin looked STELLAR against a 5-5 Arkansas squad the other night, down 42-6 in the fourth quarter before padding some stats late. Lane Train acting like we didn't catch that dumpster fire of an outing......

 

[Edward20]

I remember when OP used to be funny

 

[Silver King]

So we just need to believe...open your mind