MacFarland to Maryland!

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This kid was touching the trurtle like he was ready to **** it. way to end a commitment video. lol
 
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Oh my God. One of his braids just got stuck in the doors. He didn't mind the gap!

Oh my God! The door has closed around his neck! His head in the metro car, his body on the platform. He's screaming bloody murder. The metro is starting to move, and he's running along side it! A baby cries in the background.

Oh my God! He's been decapitated! Lost his head. Clean off. His body falls to the floor. Head rolls ten feet down the track. Bloody spewing everywhere.

Blood is red, Maryland is red, that's a wrap.

The blood squirting wildly from his neck splatters a nearby wall. A word is forming...

The blood forms one, really word: MARYLAND.

**** this kid right in his ace hole. Had all our eggs in his basket. Made us watch the slow paced Maryland remake of Homeward Bound, starring Whoopi Goldberg after an allergic reaction to shellfish. I'm not usually one to sound this alarm, but Daddy got paid. He mind****ed his own kid with that guerilla Maryland sit down, and he took a Dodge today when he coulda had a Maserati in four years.
 
Macfarland and honor should never be put in the same sentence, yea I'm butt hurt
 
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