Lance Guidry: Justin Scott is "like a dancing bear"

[LatinCane]

Did Guidry just let us know his favorite type of corn? Of all the phrases to use, his go to is Dancing Bear?

 

[Empirical Cane]

Our DL is going to send Mertz in to early retirement. He'll be glad he got that Harvard like UF degree.

I want Aztec sacrifice.

 

[Felonious Monk]

I knew a stripper named Dancing Bear once. She was a big fan of au naturale. Wore little bells and smelled of pepper.

 

[SWFLSWAGG17]

I want Aztec sacrifice.

Bain smashes Mertz to the turf, pulls his beating heart out of his chest, takes a bite then throws up the U.
Now that would be an Aztec sack dance!

 

[Empirical Cane]

Bain smashes Mertz to the turf, pulls his beating heart out of his chest, takes a bite then throws up the U.
Now that would be an Aztec sack dance!

 

[Empirical Cane]

I knew a stripper named Dancing Bear once. She was a big fan of au naturale. Wore little bells and smelled of pepper.

That ***** owes me $20.

Where is she?

 

[Felonious Monk]

That ***** owes me $20.

Where is she?

She used to bounce between the Landing Strip and the Mermaid Lounge in West Palm, but they closed and I became a reputable man who is disinclined to frequent such tawdry establishments.

 

[SeanTaylor26]

Ran into his mother before the game yesterday and spoke with her. Super nice lady! Told her how grateful we were when Justin flipped to us as it was such a position of need for us. She was not happy with the seats that UM gave her in the 300 level. I told her they gave me the same ones but I sold them for face value and bought seats near the 50 yard line behind the Canes bench. She said Justin was very happy here and that he would play vs UF and he did!

 

[GrozDozer]

Ran into his mother before the game yesterday and spoke with her. Super nice lady! Told her how grateful we were when Justin flipped to us as it was such a position of need for us. She was not happy with the seats that UM gave her in the 300 level. I told her they gave me the same ones but I sold them for face value and bought seats near the 50 yard line behind the Canes bench. She said Justin was very happy here and that he would play vs UF and he did!

UF*

 

[SeanTaylor26]

UF*

True! Since UF gave UM the ****** tickets and not many

 

[Cane30]

The ticket situation was just the continuation of disgraceful, cowardly moves UF has pulled at every single turn possible against us since the 80's. I can't speak on from 1938 until the 80's. We took care of tickets ourselves and nicely abused all the Gators surrounding us. It doesn't matter who the Pres or AD is at UF, they will perform their job as cowards and act as though UF is something they are not.