No, you don't get his schtick at all.
His prior log-in name (or names) were perma-banned. One of his earlier log-ins was "too negative". So his "social commentary" was to come back with an overly positive persona. Same thing with the *** stuff. He is not "commenting on adults' semi-obsession over teenage kids". That is NOT what he is doing. He is baiting people by very flamboyant behavior, and he tries to get people to attack him for "being" *** (when he is not) so that he can point out these people to Andrew and other moderators (who know full well about his prior log-in names).
To the extent that NYSOM is making any "social commentary", it is not about us following college football players, it is about trying to prove to Andrew and others that there are "other posters" who should be banned as well, he feels he was unfairly singled out for permabanning in the past.
It's just a ridiculous long-con troll job.