Keith Bryants Predictions of his final Troll on NSD

[TheUnuffSAID]

TheUnuff, you should change your signature line to read "-Signed Canes fan."

Unfortunately, Keef will be a Nole. He took the "I am going to troll them by letting them think I am trolling" approach.

Easiest way to troll is to be serious when everyone thinks you're trolling. They call it the reverse-troll.

hahah I put it up after the Coley hire and haven't been on here to much since..... but yeah after catching up a little today i was reading it and like hmmmm sounds kinda familiar to what I am hearing on this board.

Trust the Tie though

 

[SoFlaSmitty]

Hope everyone is finding this as funny as I am to break up the craziness of all the other bs going on.

I see him coming out with Mace and P. Diddy in the old shinny suits waving his rolly in the air with a laser and light show just to say he is taking up stripping.

 

[TheU1984]

Hope everyone is finding this as funny as I am to break up the craziness of all the other bs going on.

I see him coming out with Mace and P. Diddy in the old shinny suits waving his rolly in the air with a laser and light show just to say he is taking up stripping.

I'm thinking more like this. Replace the MC Hammer girls w/ the 'Canes Sunsation Dance Team. Orange and Green Keef Pants too.

 

[Larry]

SemiCock

 

[Consigliere]

Cane

 

[mcskittlez]

Harvard

 

[CaneDaddy]

SemiCock

I hope he puts on a hat with three teams in a wheel and a spin arrow. That would be the greatest thing ever.

 

[baronblank22]

Jack Bauer flies in a helicopter midway thru the Press conference, takes him hostage and enlists him at CTU

 

[OldhamA]

I think he's going to be quite traditional - three hats on the table. Eliminate one to have two remaining.

He'll then do the old hat switch - pick up one, pretend to put it on, then BIG smile to the camera and put on the other one and make a big deal of it "I'm takin' my talents to....."

After all that he'll fax his LOI to a fourth Uni that didn't have it's hat on the table.

 

[aintnothangbutacane]

He is going to commit to all 3

 

[SoFlaSmitty]

Hope everyone is finding this as funny as I am to break up the craziness of all the other bs going on.

I see him coming out with Mace and P. Diddy in the old shinny suits waving his rolly in the air with a laser and light show just to say he is taking up stripping.

I'm thinking more like this. Replace the MC Hammer girls w/ the 'Canes Sunsation Dance Team. Orange and Green Keef Pants too.

Good Call. hope its that outfit with the u glider out on the back of it.

 

[kendallcanes]

Gonna show up and sign his application form for Wal-Mart

 

[NaplesCane]

He signs and faxes it in to all the schools.

 

[CaneIsland]

lol isn't he at his FAU official visit???

 

[UMcanesfan420]

He signs all the LOI's in invisible ink. Only that kind you used to get in a box of Frosted Flakes back in the day. First coach that can find the same pens gets to make it official.

 

[CaptJackSparrow]

my inside source says he joining the peace corps

 

[ARJB]

I'm gonna laugh when his announcement has just one hat on the table, and he briefly smiles, says where he's going, and walks off stage. Now that would be shocking.

 

[Deleted User]

NM

 

[Bennubird]

Puts on an FSU cap and announces his intention to play for us.

He will have all 120 FBS hats on a table, then enlist in the military

He's going to announce from Lids in the Dolphin Mall. Then put on a camo beret.

 

[JHallCanes]

He will announce that he has come to an agreement with the Kansas City Chiefs, who will also rename their organization to the Keefs.