Jeff Thomas sticking with Illinois. NOT!

[rex karz]

Yes, the offseason have been thoroughly more entertaining than the actual product on the field.

 

[Firesite]

 

[Cane6]

Wow, he is the Terrell Owens of CFB. Next we are gonna hear about him doing sit-ups shirtless in the snow in his driveway while reporters ask him questions.

@nystateofmind would really enjoy that

 

[CaneOil]

I still say this site is the best comedy Central on the net. That one is funny..

 

[ClancyNoseBest]

What is happening
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Koala bear sees “Crocodile Dundee” movie and says “that’s what I want to do, go to America”. So he buys a ticket and flies to New York. Cab lets him off in Times Square, and hooker asks if he wants a date. He says “wow, just got here and already have a date!” Goes to her room and pretty much has his way with her. Gets up to leave and she says “hey, aren’t you forgetting something, I’m a hooker.” He says “hooker, what’s a hooker?” She says “there’s the dictionary, look it up”. Dictionary says “female prostitute, trades sexual favors for money.” He still heads to the door, and she says “hey, who do you think you are?” He says “I’m a koala bear.” She says “koala bear, what’s a koala bear?” He says there’s the dictionary, look it up.” Dictionary says “small furry marsupial, eats bush and leaves.”

 

[Jedi Master Cane]

We *****?

 

[Problem2]

We *****?

Just the tip

 

[Jedi Master Cane]

Just the tip

I took off the shirt but left the sneakers and underwear on.

 

[CanesZ06]

Just the tip

Getting ready to go all the way to the balls though

 

[UFan90]

Illinois...

 

[nystateofmind]

I took off the shirt but left the sneakers and underwear on.

Can I see?

 

[Stylie]

 

[Pizzle]

Where is the Xbox nerd at?

 

[Jedi Master Cane]

Can I see?

Picture a penguin waddling around

 

[CanesZ06]

Can I see?

Oh you little minx

 

[Brandinho]

OFFICIAL B!TCHES

 

[GAhurricane]

I hope he makes it to the UF game before he quits again. every game he stays after that is gravy.

 

[Bmacthe1]

HE BACKKKK

 

[brock]

OFFICIAL

 

[Brandinho]

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