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Jarrid Williams, OT, Houston - in the portal (Radio Version)

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ATXCane86 said:
I honestly couldn't care less if this came or not but he's dragging it out way longer than he needs to
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We need him desperately imo. Nelson, Campbell, Herbert at tackle is not a great deal.

Scaife and Rivers at guard was a surprising and somewhat disappointing development in the spring.
 
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rokulika said:
We need him desperately imo. Nelson, Campbell, Herbert at tackle is not a great deal.

Scaife and Rivers at guard was a surprising and somewhat disappointing development in the spring.
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It was like a day or two of padded practice
 
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Mackmiller974 said:
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Looks like it could be Baylor
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Jarrid knows where he is going and has informed the coaching staff of the team he has chosen. Anything else is noise and just to throw people off. Either ivins knows and they told him to be wishy washy or he doesn't know **** and is covering his tracks by hedging his bet.
 
jackbenimble71 said:
Jarrid knows where he is going and has informed the coaching staff of the team he has chosen. Anything else is noise and just to throw people off. Either ivins knows and they told him to be wishy washy or he doesn't know **** and is covering his tracks by hedging his bet.
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Are you going to go nuts on posters again if he picks Miami?
 
jackbenimble71 said:
Jarrid knows where he is going and has informed the coaching staff of the team he has chosen. Anything else is noise and just to throw people off. Either ivins knows and they told him to be wishy washy or he doesn't know **** and is covering his tracks by hedging his bet.
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Why hasn't anyone announced it then??
 
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Halcyon Daze said:
Most of the intellectual battles on this board end up like a Francis Ngannou fight....A cerebrally destitute leper colony escapee poster who refers to the 4th Grade as "My Senior Year"... vs...an erudition assassin poster who has been researching and writing appellate briefs for 30 years....

Btw, RVA....congrats - I think - on your promotion/demotion (again, not sure) to Staff Member...

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I prefer appellate boxers.
 
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Mklein13 said:
Are you going to go nuts on posters again if he picks Miami?
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@Mklein13

..I just called out the slapdick Karens who have berated and mocked me over the many years even though I have been right. regarding jarrid, I have given no indication that he is coming to Miami or any other school. when someone asked me to keep it on the down low, I will honor it.
 
jackbenimble71 said:
@Mklein13

..I just called out the slapdick Karens who have berated and mocked me over the many years even though I have been right. regarding jarrid, I have given no indication that he is coming to Miami or any other school. when someone asked me to keep it on the down low, I will honor it.
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Karen’s lol I love it
 
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JD08 said:
It's not like the old days when threads got derailed by a few lines of the Humpty Dance.
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All right!
Stop whatcha doin'
'Cause I'm about to ruin
The image and the style that ya used to
I look funny
But yo I'm makin' money, see
So yo world I hope you're ready for me
Now gather round
I'm the new fool in town
And my sound's laid down by the Underground
I drink up all the Hennessey ya got on ya shelf
So just let me introduce myself
My name is Humpty, pronounced with a Umpty
Yo ladies, oh how I like to hump thee
And all the rappers in the top ten--please allow me to bump thee
I'm steppin' tall, y'all
And just like Humpty Dumpty
You're gonna fall when the stereos pump me
I like to rhyme
I like my beats funky
I'm spunky. I like my oatmeal lumpy
I'm sick wit dis, straight gangsta mack
But sometimes I get ridiculous
I'll eat up all your crackers and your licorice
Hey yo fat girl, come here--are ya ticklish?
Yeah, I called ya fat
Look at me, I'm skinny
It never stopped me from gettin' busy
I'm a freak
I like the girls with the boom
I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom
I'm crazy
Allow me to amaze thee
They say I'm ugly but it just don't faze me
I'm still gettin' in the girls' pants
And I even got my own dance
The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump
Do the Humpty Hump, come on and do the Humpty Hump
Do the Humpty Hump, just watch me do the Humpty Hump
Do ya know what I'm doin', doin' the Humpty Hump
Do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
People say "Yo, Humpty, you're really funny lookin'"
That's all right 'cause I get things cookin'
Ya stare, ya glare, ya constantly try to compare me
But ya can't get near me
I give 'em more, see, and on the floor, be
All the girls they adore me
Oh yes, ladies, I'm really bein' sincere
'Cause in a 69 my humpty nose will tickle ya rear
My nose is big, uh-uh I'm not ashamed
Big like a pickle, I'm still gettin' paid
I get laid by the ladies, ya know I'm in charge
Both how I'm livin' and my nose is large
I get stoopid, I shoot an arrow like Cupid
I use a word that don't mean nothin', like looptid
I sang on Doowhutchalike, and if ya missed it
I'm the one who said just grab 'em in the biscuits
Also told ya that I like to bite
Well, yeah, I guess it's obvious, I also like to write
All ya had to do was give Humpty a chance
And now I'm gonna do my dance
The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump
Do the Humpty Hump, come on and do the Humpty Hump
Do the Humpty Hump, just watch me do the Humpty Hump
Do ya know what I'm doin', doin' the Humpty Hump
Do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
Oh, yeah, that's the break, y'all
Let me hear a little bit of that bass groove right here
Oh, yeah!
Now that I told ya a little bit about myself
Let me tell ya a little bit about this dance
It's real easy to do--check it out
First I limp to the side like my leg was broken
Shakin' and twitchin' kinda like I was smokin'
Crazy wack funky
People say ya look like M.C. Hammer on crack, Humpty
That's all right 'cause my body's in motion
It's supposed to look like a fit or a convulsion
Anyone can play this game
This is my dance, y'all, Humpty Hump's my name
No two people will do it the same
Ya got it down when ya appear to be in pain
Humpin', funkin', jumpin'
Jig around, shakin' ya rump
And when the dude a chump pump points a finger like a stump
Tell him step off, I'm doin' the Hump
The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump
Do the Humpty Hump, come on and do the Humpty Hump
Do the Humpty Hump, just watch me do the Humpty Hump
Do ya know what I'm doin', doin' the Humpty Hump
Do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
Black people, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
White people, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
Puerto Ricans, do the Humpty Hump, just keep on doin' the hump
Samoans, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
Let's get stoopid!
The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump
Do the Humpty Hump, come on and do the Humpty Hump
Do the Humpty Hump, just watch me do the Humpty Hump
Do ya know what I'm doin', doin' the Humpty Hump
Do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
Oh, yeah, come on and break it down
Once again, the Underground is in the house
I'd like to send a shout out to the whole world
Keep on doin' the Humpty Dance
And to the ladies
Peace and humptiness forever

Prophet 👆👆👆
 
For what is worth, Danny still says he got him. Supposedly he (Danny) is in contact with a
UM coach.

Coach Field asked Danny to delete his posts on Jarrid Williams.
 
jackbenimble71 said:
@Mklein13

..I just called out the slapdick Karens who have berated and mocked me over the many years even though I have been right. regarding jarrid, I have given no indication that he is coming to Miami or any other school. when someone asked me to keep it on the down low, I will honor it.
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not sure why anyone has ever doubted you. I’ve been following you for quite some time and you are almost always right with your info.
 
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